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Wow. [Oct. 6th, 2005|10:13 am]
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Supposedly, W.C. Fields, jealous of co-star Baby LeRoy, once spiked the child’s bottle with liquor. The shooting for the day had to be called off because fo the child’s drunkenness.

From: hymn
2005-10-06 09:30 am (UTC)
he invented the toilet AND was an actor?
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From: tsebaoth
2005-10-06 09:43 am (UTC)
sorry, that was just a crap joke ... :-)

he was a humorist and actor..
general quotes such as

"A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her."

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

"During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days."

(Asked if he believed in clubs for women, Fields responded:)
"Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."

(Someone asked Fields: "How do you like children?")
(He responded:) "Parboiled!"

and my personal favourite...

"There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant."

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-06 10:52 am (UTC)
He was suuuuch a bastard. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-06 10:49 am (UTC)
I think they were joking..
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From: smrtblondg
2005-10-06 11:41 am (UTC)
actually, the egyptians invented the toilet

but it was W. C. Fields who discovered its humor
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From: hymn
2005-10-06 12:39 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-10-06 03:13 pm (UTC)
Nice. ;)
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