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Important information for us all. [Sep. 28th, 2005|05:11 pm]
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The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship


1. It is important to find a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:29 am (UTC)
Me too, but you just can't help it. It's funny. :)
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[User Picture]From: synthiacat
2005-09-28 03:25 pm (UTC)
Haha! That's terrific... And now I know what I have to be to be the perfect little wife for a man someday... Now you need to make a list of how a man should behave.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-29 04:31 pm (UTC)
yes but the list would have to be much shorter seeing as men cant multi-task
:-D
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-09-28 03:33 pm (UTC)
^_^ that's fun fun fun.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:31 am (UTC)
I thought so. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:32 am (UTC)
I agree!;)
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[User Picture]From: richter_belmont
2005-09-28 03:54 pm (UTC)

Four Weddings and a Funeral

LOL. Good joke, but man... one woman would be plenty enough for me. I couldn't keep up with four, I'd be in a TIZZY!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:32 am (UTC)

Re: Four Weddings and a Funeral

lol! But a fun tizzy? ;)
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[User Picture]From: nofinalemotion
2005-09-28 05:05 pm (UTC)
You're my favorite.
-Skye
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:32 am (UTC)
Aww! *HUGS*
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From: greensmock
2005-09-28 05:09 pm (UTC)
That sounds like advice straight from my grandpa (at least, for his grandsons -- the advice for all of his granddaughters was to never marry, and if you really wanted to to be sure to wait as long as possible).
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:33 am (UTC)
Nice. :) Did your brothers/cousins listen to him?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:33 am (UTC)
LOL!
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From: hymn
2005-09-28 05:47 pm (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:34 am (UTC)
;) I'm glad you enjoyed, love.
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From: nyguen9
2005-09-28 08:39 pm (UTC)
OMFG, I so want to see that! Saw the comercial but have yet to make it to blockbuster.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:36 am (UTC)
*blink* Huh? There's a commercial withthis?
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[User Picture]From: et_blackbird
2005-09-29 01:18 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha! I like that advice!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:37 am (UTC)
Of course you do! I posted it for you. ;)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-09-29 03:11 am (UTC)
HAHA! nice
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:38 am (UTC)
;) Good stuff.
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[User Picture]From: dragoon_meru
2005-09-29 02:47 pm (UTC)
*tear* you brightened up my day for a moment *hug me!*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:46 am (UTC)
*hugs* I'm glad, love.
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[User Picture]From: thelighthearted
2005-09-29 04:37 pm (UTC)
thats funny yeah man
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-30 06:47 am (UTC)
It is! ;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-11-15 07:38 am (UTC)

We are women.

We are women, hear us roar.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-15 01:26 pm (UTC)

Re: We are women.

With numbers hard to ignore?
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