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A riddle. [Sep. 26th, 2005|09:19 pm]
[mood |sicksick]
[music |Pill bottles clinking.]

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-09-27 03:54 am (UTC)

Too stupid to be alive

Strange but True these people Exist

The pedestrian crossing outside the plant buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing to the shop on the otherside with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-09-27 04:00 am (UTC)

One Last Riddle

I appear once in a minute

twice in a moment

but never in an hour.

What am I?

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-27 11:25 am (UTC)

Re: One Last Riddle

Love that one.
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