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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
2005-09-27 03:50 am (UTC)
Ok then a proper joke-A little subtle but funny
A very rich man was dying and wanted to take his wealth with him. He ordered his staff to pack all his gold bricks in a suitcase.
Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked what was in the suitcase.
The man replied, "everything that I valued on earth."
Looking into the bag St. Peter said, somewhat confused "You brought paving stones?"
2005-09-27 03:51 am (UTC)
And another? less subtle but more funny
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".
While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "
"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
2005-09-27 03:54 am (UTC)
Too stupid to be alive
Strange but True these people Exist
The pedestrian crossing outside the plant buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing to the shop on the otherside with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
I appear once in a minute
twice in a moment
but never in an hour.
What am I?
2005-09-27 11:25 am (UTC)
Re: And another? less subtle but more funny
2005-09-27 11:24 am (UTC)
Re: Ok then a proper joke-A little subtle but funny