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[Dec. 21st, 2004|11:41 am]
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When you are sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 02:12 am (UTC)
I suppose you'd end up having to dress the styrofoam up in a bikini. However, let the record show that the styrofoam is a gold-digger, and will make you pay for anything that it tries on and likes.. it's happened to a friend of mine. I suppose it would be best for you just to imagine the foam of styro variety in a bikini.. or best for your wallet, anyway.

And children, white wine with white foam is boring. Definitely go for the red. It stains better, too.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 02:28 am (UTC)
Staining is always an important aspect, I agree. I wonder though if I was to dress styrofoam up in a bikini what kind of a price it would go for on ebay? If Fig Newtons are being sold for thouosands of dollars...
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
ah, but then, see, it depends on the quality of the foam-- how old it is, you understand; and what wine sauce you used. and last but not least, how it looks in that all-important bikini.

all in all, either you should get eleventy-billion dollars and 89 cents, or it's not worth it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 11:02 pm (UTC)
What would one do with that kind of money, I wonder?

Could you buy an island for that?
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 11:21 pm (UTC)
i certainly don't see why not. invite me along, and we'll make tropical drinks and enjoy the simple life.

..but i expect cable and cell phones and internet access and room service with bonbons on the pillows.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 11:29 pm (UTC)
Oooh, that might get pricey. I think I'll buy a castle in ireland instead, and since it was partly your idea I'll buy you a manor. How does that sound?
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-24 10:10 pm (UTC)
since I haven't said anything on this in awhile, I think styrofoam looks relatively interesting in a bikini and that if I pitch in on the manor can we put a cathedral next to it? and maybe start an autonomous collective?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-25 12:48 am (UTC)
Definitely. Can we get some hot corruptable priests?
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-25 10:20 am (UTC)
I've been one for years
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