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[Dec. 21st, 2004|11:41 am]
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When you are sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-22 04:54 am (UTC)
It's highly imperative that you pack styrofoam in boxes, otherwise it's difficult to stamp each individual piece and ship. I know. I've tried.

I also recommend a white whine sauce when serving it to guests. Red wine is less alcoholic and you taste more of the styrofoam.

Also make sure your styrofoam is non-toxic before serving it, unless you plan to harm your guests/prisoners.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-22 05:15 am (UTC)
Ooh, an expert in the field!!!

I prefer white wine anyway.. it goes better wiht the white of the styrofoam, don't you find?

The more toxic the better!!!
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-22 05:59 am (UTC)
I've been an expert in the field for years. This, children, is what happens when you can't afford a house. You end up in some crummy field being an expert.

Well, if we're color matching, you're asking the partially colorblind guy so we'll go with what you said.

Toxicity is a virtue; lunchtime, doubly so.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-22 06:08 am (UTC)
So what do you do with the styrofoam? Do you use it for furniture?

I didn't know you could be colorblind to white?

Mmmm.. I'll take my pasta with a side of foam.. styro-variety.
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-22 06:18 am (UTC)
well, mainly I swim in it, being unable to afford a pool.

You can't. I was kidding, but I really am partially colorblind. I can tell red/green apart, and that's why I didn't know about it until my eye exam a couple of years ago, but it's an interesting anomaly.

One order of pasta with a side of styro type foam.

I really hope you order some kind of beverage with that. Specifically a random beverage.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 01:11 am (UTC)
Oooh, how does styrofoam look with a bikini?

It is an interesting anomally. Do you go through lights then when you're driving?

I will, in honor of you. I'm thinking a shirley temple. No one ever orders those anymore, and it'd be super tasty with styrofoam.
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 02:12 am (UTC)
I suppose you'd end up having to dress the styrofoam up in a bikini. However, let the record show that the styrofoam is a gold-digger, and will make you pay for anything that it tries on and likes.. it's happened to a friend of mine. I suppose it would be best for you just to imagine the foam of styro variety in a bikini.. or best for your wallet, anyway.

And children, white wine with white foam is boring. Definitely go for the red. It stains better, too.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 02:28 am (UTC)
Staining is always an important aspect, I agree. I wonder though if I was to dress styrofoam up in a bikini what kind of a price it would go for on ebay? If Fig Newtons are being sold for thouosands of dollars...
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
ah, but then, see, it depends on the quality of the foam-- how old it is, you understand; and what wine sauce you used. and last but not least, how it looks in that all-important bikini.

all in all, either you should get eleventy-billion dollars and 89 cents, or it's not worth it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 11:02 pm (UTC)
What would one do with that kind of money, I wonder?

Could you buy an island for that?
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[User Picture]From: jessyee
2004-12-23 11:21 pm (UTC)
i certainly don't see why not. invite me along, and we'll make tropical drinks and enjoy the simple life.

..but i expect cable and cell phones and internet access and room service with bonbons on the pillows.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-23 11:29 pm (UTC)
Oooh, that might get pricey. I think I'll buy a castle in ireland instead, and since it was partly your idea I'll buy you a manor. How does that sound?
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-24 10:10 pm (UTC)
since I haven't said anything on this in awhile, I think styrofoam looks relatively interesting in a bikini and that if I pitch in on the manor can we put a cathedral next to it? and maybe start an autonomous collective?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2004-12-25 12:48 am (UTC)
Definitely. Can we get some hot corruptable priests?
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[User Picture]From: lordbyron3
2004-12-25 10:20 am (UTC)
I've been one for years
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