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I vaaant to suck your bloooood! [Sep. 18th, 2005|10:52 pm]
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What's one thing you don't tell to a vampire?




Bite me.
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[User Picture]From: maudelynn
2005-09-17 10:10 pm (UTC)
lestat from queen of the damned can bite me anytime
rawr
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-09-17 10:44 pm (UTC)
Lestat from Queen of the Dammned is a fucking bitch.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-09-17 10:45 pm (UTC)
Damn right, I want some blood tonight.
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2005-09-17 10:19 pm (UTC)
I gave at the office.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:15 pm (UTC)
Gave blood? I gave it once, and passed out, and they had to send me home in a cab. With strict orders never to give blood again. lol.
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From: mc___mc
2005-09-17 10:33 pm (UTC)
garrrrrrrrliccccccc
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[User Picture]From: dragoon_meru
2005-09-17 11:24 pm (UTC)
awsome icon!
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[User Picture]From: encryptedmind
2005-09-17 11:22 pm (UTC)
babump bump







ching
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:47 pm (UTC)
Precisely!
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-18 12:30 am (UTC)
i dont think if i were a guy i would ask them to blow me either
;-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
Oooh. Owww.
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[User Picture]From: graeme_qewe
2005-09-18 01:14 am (UTC)
that's actually the only thing I would want to say to a vampire. Especially if she looks nice
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:49 pm (UTC)
Or he. Vampires are sexy, I feel.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-09-18 02:31 am (UTC)
haha, theres a lot of shit i wouldnt tell a vampire.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:50 pm (UTC)
And a lot of shit I would. ;)
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From: kiwioverture
2005-09-18 07:38 am (UTC)
Seems like undeath attracts a lot of people here.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:55 pm (UTC)
Well, not the Zombie undeath. Just the bloodsucking undeath.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-09-18 07:59 am (UTC)
Telling them to "suck it" would also be inadvisable.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:55 pm (UTC)
Unless you want it sucked.... ;)
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From: hymn
2005-09-18 11:38 am (UTC)
what do vampires use as tea bags?




tampons.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:59 pm (UTC)
I've heard that one before. Good stuff.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-09-19 02:40 am (UTC)
Whats the one thing you don't tell to a vampire!

Well I can think of a few

Like, have you got protection, or don't worry I'll use a condom, or I have hepatitus, or HIV but they are all a bit boring

So how about
[While holding a wooden stake point upwards and waving it at them]
Sit and Swivel...(or as we say round here) ROTATE
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 08:03 pm (UTC)
Nice. :)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-11-26 07:46 am (UTC)

Bite me!!

LOl :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-11-26 08:07 am (UTC)

Re: Bite me!!

;) Glad you liked it.
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