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Punny. [Sep. 7th, 2005|02:04 am]
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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From: hymn
2005-09-07 12:22 am (UTC)
...i dont get it.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-07 01:19 am (UTC)
carrion means dead (well technically the rotting flesh)
but it is pronounced carry-on
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From: hymn
2005-09-07 03:53 am (UTC)
i still dont get it. i mean i get that the two vultures were carrying two dead raccoons now, thanks to you, but they both had one dead raccoon each?
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-07 07:44 am (UTC)
each had 2 dead racoons (which makes 4 total), they were only allowed one carrion (carry-on) per vulture
and if you still dont get it, im not quite sure how else to explain the joke and maybe someone else could explain it better than i can
:-P good luck
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From: hymn
2005-09-07 08:39 am (UTC)
ah okay i got it now. explaining it like that kind of takes away the humor, but thank you!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:53 pm (UTC)
hehe
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:52 pm (UTC)
You did a great job, love. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:24 pm (UTC)
Well.. one carrion.. like one carry on. ;) It was just a joke.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 01:21 pm (UTC)
Look up carrion. ;)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-07 11:00 pm (UTC)
lol, well i guess the fact of having to explain it and kill the joke is humorous :-P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-09 10:04 pm (UTC)
;) Ahh well.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-07 01:18 am (UTC)
thats cute
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-09-07 01:43 am (UTC)
lol

Bad girl going to get me in trouble telling bad jokes again.

These are HE Blonde jokes in the manner of SHE Blonde

1/ Why did the blond scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
(Yeah I know we already had a variation on this)

2/ What did the blond do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used the other side.

3/ How do psychic's refer to blondes?
Light reading.

4/ Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

5/ Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.

6/ What's a blonde's favorite color?
A light shade of clear.

7/ How did the blond moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor.
(My personal favourate)





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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-09-07 01:50 am (UTC)
lmao!!!!
those are great!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 02:13 pm (UTC)
Niiiice. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 02:08 pm (UTC)
I thought so. ;)
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-09-07 03:31 am (UTC)
hahahaha, very nice.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:17 pm (UTC)
I thought so. ;)
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From: nyguen9
2005-09-07 04:45 am (UTC)
Nice. This shall brighten me up now that I'm awake at 6:30am.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:25 pm (UTC)
I thouught so. ;)
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[User Picture]From: dragoon_meru
2005-09-07 06:09 am (UTC)
can you say....? i lost myself, i forgot what i was going to say...oh well, its Hump Day
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 07:35 pm (UTC)
Yay. Humping day is my favorite day. ;)
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-09-07 10:49 am (UTC)

Hmmmm.....

I think I heard that one before.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-07 08:00 pm (UTC)

Re: Hmmmm.....

;) Still good.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-09-08 04:52 am (UTC)

Re: Hmmmm.....

Yeah.
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From: m_buggie
2005-09-08 02:17 pm (UTC)
::groan::
That was funny, though. Thank you, you just brightened my day.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-09 10:32 pm (UTC)
I'm happy too, darling! :) You brightened my day!

Or night.

Well.. it's kinda in between.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-09-09 11:33 am (UTC)
Check out this silly comment left on my LJ. I wonder if someone from here left it. ;)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/boiledhamster/60114.html
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-10 05:04 pm (UTC)
That is silly. It wasn't me. ;)
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