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smaaaart [Aug. 29th, 2005|01:37 pm]
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Steven Jakaitis, 42, was arrested in Quincy, Mass., in
March outside a CVS pharmacy, where police said he fell asleep
while preparing to rob the place. His car was idling; a stocking
was on his head and a pistol in his pocket; and the piece of paper
beside him read "I have a Gun DO NOT Press any Alarms or let
Custermors [sic] know Empty the All [sic] the register."
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From: lickedastopsign
2005-08-29 11:38 am (UTC)
the last time i was at CVS i bought some KY warming plus massage oil. it was way exciting.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-08-29 12:06 pm (UTC)
LOL. You're the next randomposting!
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From: lickedastopsign
2005-08-29 08:33 pm (UTC)
why thank you very much! i take good pride in that compliment. i could only dream to be as great as her one day.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-29 09:44 pm (UTC)
Loser.

( ;) )
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 04:47 pm (UTC)
*makes you a comfort cocktail*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-29 09:44 pm (UTC)
Hey now... I do that? ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-29 09:36 pm (UTC)
That DOES sound exciting.

Personal lubrication.. see... I doubt most people use it for just their person. I think two persons are generally involved.
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2005-08-29 11:44 am (UTC)
He fell asleep?!? He must have been messed up on something--or a terribly unmotivated robber. ;-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-29 09:37 pm (UTC)
Seriously. ;) That was what amused me the most... I mean you'd think there'd be some serious adrenaline going when you're about to rob a pharmacy.
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[User Picture]From: wafflelips
2005-08-29 10:08 pm (UTC)
"Hmmm. Well, I guess I'd better take a quick nap before I rob this place. I wanna be well-rested for this.", thought the dumber than a doorknob robber before he nodded off...

;-)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;) I love it!
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[User Picture]From: graeme_qewe
2005-08-29 12:45 pm (UTC)
aw, *hugs Steven Jakaitis*

why are you cranky? you want a hug too? ;) please be happy soon, I love your laugh, remember? ;)
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[User Picture]From: et_blackbird
2005-08-29 03:41 pm (UTC)
Now that's Stoopid Award material.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 12:47 pm (UTC)
I think so too. :)
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-08-29 08:08 pm (UTC)
Sounds fishy to me...either that or he's a mute, narcaleptic.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 01:10 pm (UTC)
Well, it was posted on a news thing.. soo.. *shrug* It happened.
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From: m_buggie
2005-08-30 01:44 am (UTC)
::facepalm::
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 04:40 pm (UTC)
Seriously. ;)
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-30 04:20 am (UTC)
DOH
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 04:48 pm (UTC)
Seriously, Homer would have done better.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-08-30 02:58 pm (UTC)
maybe he was out the previous night, ya know, stuff like this happens :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-31 04:55 pm (UTC)
Hehe, speaking from experience? ;)
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