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A Short Story [Aug. 22nd, 2005|10:17 pm]
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The scantily clad hitchinker knew she was in trouble the moment she stepped into the car.

The driver gazed disapprovingly at her costome.

“Looking for some fun?”

“No. I’m just going to the beach.”

“Think so? Well, I’ve got other plans for you, sweetie, and they don’t include beaches.”

“Guess I’m grounded, huh, Mom?” -- Dick Skeen
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From: pickle_is_here
2005-08-22 08:21 pm (UTC)
awesome pussum...1st!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:45 pm (UTC)
:)
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From: pickle_is_here
2005-08-22 08:22 pm (UTC)
my bad...in my haste I misspelled possum...what have all my years of education amounted to?...absolutely nothing!!!
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-23 01:10 am (UTC)
Uh-hu
Edja mication iz mutch ovreighted
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From: hymn
2005-08-22 09:01 pm (UTC)
STEALING
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:47 pm (UTC)
By all means. :)
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[User Picture]From: graeme_qewe
2005-08-22 09:33 pm (UTC)
aw, *hugs the hitchhiker*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:48 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;) Pooor hitchiker, no hooking' for her. ;)
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From: m_buggie
2005-08-22 10:14 pm (UTC)
Okay, that's just awesome.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:49 pm (UTC)
I agree. ;)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-08-22 10:40 pm (UTC)
lol, thats wonderful!!!!! damn...can you say BUSTED!!!
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-23 03:58 am (UTC)
Oooops!

Or in true english phraseology the word for this occasion is

BOLLOCKS
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[User Picture]From: richter_belmont
2005-08-23 09:54 pm (UTC)
I didn't get this the first time I read it, because I thought the last statement was a separate quote. I feel a bit sheepish.

Now, it makes perfect sense. Good one!    ;)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-08-24 06:43 am (UTC)
*pats on head*
its ok, with out slow people average people wouldnt feel special, so give your self a pat on the back today for making 90% of the world feel more intelligent than yourself

:-P
just teasing
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-08-28 11:32 am (UTC)
hehehe, poor her.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-28 09:29 pm (UTC)
Seriously. Whoooops. ;)
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