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So maybe I don't want to move to Florida.. [Aug. 20th, 2005|10:17 pm]
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A crocodile weighing 120 pounds exerts a force of about 1,540 pounds between it’s jaws. A human being’s jaws exerts a force of only 40 to 80 pounds.
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[User Picture]From: ahx_fedora
2005-08-20 08:16 pm (UTC)
Jaws of death...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-21 07:31 pm (UTC)
I would dare say.
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-08-20 08:19 pm (UTC)
Oh man, a man was eaten a few days ago by a Croc here! I'm convinced you are posting things related to my local news articles!

DNA tests on croc, victims clothes
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-21 07:31 pm (UTC)
It's true, I am. ;)
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[User Picture]From: jimmyjohnny42
2005-08-20 09:00 pm (UTC)
yeeeeeeah...i can take one...haha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-21 07:32 pm (UTC)
What one are you taking?
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-08-20 09:48 pm (UTC)
They have strong crunching power, but weak jaw muscles when it comes to opening their mouth.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-21 07:33 pm (UTC)
Interesting. I wouldn't want to have to do the studies on those muscles.
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-08-22 12:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'll leave that to the Crocadile Hunter
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From: nyguen9
2005-08-20 10:05 pm (UTC)
A guy in one of the dorms tried to sneak in one of those baby ones.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-22 08:25 pm (UTC)
Tried? ;)

I imagine it didn't work?
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From: nyguen9
2005-08-22 08:28 pm (UTC)
Someone ratted him out. But I wouldn't want it in my bathroom either.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:46 pm (UTC)
A damn good point.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-08-20 11:25 pm (UTC)
at first i thought that said "a crocoldile wedding"

and i said to myself

"HOW SILLY!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-22 08:29 pm (UTC)
I wonder who this is?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
Interesting. I got this off of one of those National Geographic publication pages, soooo.. I don't know. *shrug*

Well, Gator's aren't real nice either, are they? :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-22 08:59 pm (UTC)
Eeee. Seems so.

Thanks for the warning!

The National Geographic special someone else was talking about would probably say that I'd win or somethimg.. just to be contrary.
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[User Picture]From: graeme_qewe
2005-08-21 03:16 pm (UTC)
aw, *hugs a crocodile*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-22 09:00 pm (UTC)
Careful. They'll want to get to second base. ;)
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[User Picture]From: graeme_qewe
2005-08-22 09:47 pm (UTC)
alright, then I'll only hug it, if it's a female crocodile
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:49 pm (UTC)
Everyone needs to have standards. ;)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-08-24 06:54 am (UTC)
what happens if you happen to come across one of those bisexual crocs...then your screwed *smirk*
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[User Picture]From: my2_front_teeth
2005-08-21 06:53 pm (UTC)
There really aren't that many crocs in Florida. Alligators are a different story, but if you don't try to go swimming with them, you're a-okay. They'll just climb right out of the water, lie down next to you, and ask if you can spare some sunscreen.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-23 06:22 pm (UTC)
Nice. ;) I honeslty am more scared of crocs and gators then of sharks.
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[User Picture]From: saabisu
2005-09-17 01:09 pm (UTC)
I live in Florida and I've never seen a gator or a croc.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-09-19 07:07 pm (UTC)
Really? That's awesome. I guess I've just seen too many pictures of them crawling up to doorsteps and such.
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[User Picture]From: astrologyisfake
2006-03-19 01:51 pm (UTC)
There's no apostrophe in a possesive its. Please remove it. It irritates my eyes. Also, the apostrophe in human beings comes after the s.

Just trying to be a helpful little Grammar Fairy, hope I didn't bother you.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-19 01:55 pm (UTC)
lol. I'm not fixing them. :)
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