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In need of a laugh [Aug. 14th, 2005|10:11 pm]
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?



















She couldn't control her pupils.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-17 04:34 am (UTC)

Re: Thank G_d for Contraception

What has a hazelnut in every bite





























Squirrel shit
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-17 05:59 pm (UTC)

Re: Thank G_d for Contraception

LOL. Love it.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-18 03:51 am (UTC)

You are going to have to stop encouraging me

What is the difference between a Wank and an Egg?










Wait for it










Wait for it










While you are waiting

Wank A noun
jacking off, jerking off, handjob, slang terms for masturbation, predominantly in males but now as often applied to females

Egg A noun
egg animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds









You can beat an egg
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-18 09:06 am (UTC)

Re: You are going to have to stop encouraging me

;)
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