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In need of a laugh [Aug. 14th, 2005|10:11 pm]
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?



















She couldn't control her pupils.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-08-14 08:11 pm (UTC)
I can't see it
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-08-14 08:11 pm (UTC)
*is confused*
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From: mc___mc
2005-08-14 09:20 pm (UTC)
i dont think its a picture, i think its just like ....

::SET UP::


(she makes you wait for it)


(just a little bit more)


::PUNCHLINE!!!!::
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:23 am (UTC)
Exactly! =)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:21 am (UTC)
It's a joke...
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-08-15 08:12 pm (UTC)
oh... ok.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:20 am (UTC)
There isn't a picture.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-08-15 08:11 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I got that now.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:18 pm (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-08-14 08:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA.
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-08-14 08:17 pm (UTC)
this is the story of every teacher's life. i pity them and admire their courage at the same time.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:22 am (UTC)
Me too, me too.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:21 am (UTC)
I liked it too. ;)
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From: nyguen9
2005-08-14 08:57 pm (UTC)
That might be me someday. *headshake*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:22 am (UTC)
I'm considering it too. *headshake*
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From: nyguen9
2005-08-15 01:33 pm (UTC)
Really? Young or HS?

I'm probly going to end up doing hs biology.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 09:54 pm (UTC)
High school I think. History.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-15 05:48 am (UTC)

Time to give up the day job

Ha









Ha









Ha
:-o
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:24 am (UTC)

Re: Time to give up the day job

hehe. ;)

Especially if the day job is being a teacher?
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-08-15 11:46 am (UTC)
wow thats one of those ones that are SO bad they're funny.
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-08-15 05:55 pm (UTC)

Lol.

I heard that joke when I was in the 4th grade. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 10:10 pm (UTC)

Re: Lol.

Really? ;) I like it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-15 09:02 pm (UTC)
I thought so too. I liked it. ;)
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-16 05:32 am (UTC)

Thank G_d for Contraception

In Nights of old
When Knights were bold
And Johnnies weren't invented
They tied a sock around their cock
And babies were prevented
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-16 09:53 am (UTC)

Re: Thank G_d for Contraception

Oh my God. LOL.

I love you.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-17 04:34 am (UTC)

Re: Thank G_d for Contraception

What has a hazelnut in every bite





























Squirrel shit
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-17 05:59 pm (UTC)

Re: Thank G_d for Contraception

LOL. Love it.
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[User Picture]From: gryphon3e
2005-08-18 03:51 am (UTC)

You are going to have to stop encouraging me

What is the difference between a Wank and an Egg?










Wait for it










Wait for it










While you are waiting

Wank A noun
jacking off, jerking off, handjob, slang terms for masturbation, predominantly in males but now as often applied to females

Egg A noun
egg animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds









You can beat an egg
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-08-18 09:06 am (UTC)

Re: You are going to have to stop encouraging me

;)
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