And I even know when and where I came about. (From an inebriated dad.)
What did your milkman look like? ;)
pretty sure im not a bastard
I suppose no one can be entirely sure, huh?
And of course you have nipples!
I'm a bastard.
A mistake, too.
Thanks for the reminder.... :(
So's my son, but the best whoops I ever made, even if the situation that he was created in wasn't ideal. :)
Babies are the best mistakes in the world. ;)
And hey.. you could be a fascist dictator like Juan Peron. Why not? :)
Not a bastard, but for sure an accident. Clearly I am in good company.
Aha! I knew I'd seen you somewhere else.
no way a bastard!...
is the fourth ouy of five kids...
*giggles* my mom has a sign in our kitchen shaped like a goat and painted on it is the phrase...
"Kids for Sale"
shows my mothers sense of humour is still intact after all these years....
yes, i know...random...
hey, if you're going to be random, this seems like the perfect place for it.
Even during Puritan Times 1 out of 5 women were noticeably pregnant when they got married. Such women had an "F" (for fornication) written next to their names in the marriage books. Would such children all be considered bastards? Eh, either way such labels are out dated and silly.
2005-08-05 09:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Speaking of the debate on bastard status
Really? That's SO cool! I never knew that. Where'd you gleam that awesome tidbit?
And yes,I believe they would. I remember reading a novel set in the revolutionary war where a girl lost her job because someone could do math and her parents married in August, and she had clearly been conceived in July.
Dun dun dun!!!
i'm 'legally' a bastard as well! the same situation as yourself actually...
bastard party at my house next tuesday! whoo!
2005-08-05 01:28 am (UTC)
I shall stand up to represent the factions of bastards out there. Although it is not a very nice term or something I would like to be called, yes I am.
Well, I think it's all right to embrace things people call you that are supposed to be an insult. Words only hold power if you give them power.
Man, it's a very popular combination, it seems.
How do those cloven feet work with getting a good pair of adidaas or skechers?
Bastard, and I trust my mother's judgement. *awaits the day the Devil tells me I am his son*
My reply to your comment is above because you deleted your original comment. :P
Even if you were created in marriage? I suppose, if I'm a bastard and I was created OUT of marriage and born in marriage, it'd have to be reversed too.
Really? Was she singing in one of his circuses, or how did they meet?
I remember hearing that she had oooooodles of admirers. Those opera singers. Always such hotties, how can you resist?
Not a bastard here but definatley a bitch :oD
Well, aren't we all? ;)
Meredith Brooks believes so, anyhow.
2005-08-05 01:28 am (UTC)
hmm, i was in the same boat as you. my mother was six months pregnant when she got married to my father. so legally, i'm a bastard? i'm not sure. i always wondered that.
I probabl shouldn't have said legally, I just assumed the deal was anyone conceived outside the confines of a marriage is a bastard, right?
And wow! I bet that wedding dress was tight!