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I wonder what his teeth looklike. [Jul. 21st, 2005|09:50 pm]
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In 1912, Congressman Cyrus Sulloway of New Hampshire decleared, “I’d make it a penal offense for any mother to put a toothbrush in the mouth of a child.” He lauded the cleaning power of chewing tobacco, setting an early precedent for the credibility of statements made by the tobacco lobby.
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[User Picture]From: lis4loser
2005-07-21 07:52 pm (UTC)
thats really interesting
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I can't imagine anyone wanting to chew tobacco to clean their teeth.
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From: thedude05
2005-07-21 07:56 pm (UTC)
What a dumbass.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 08:31 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I don't think that he scored well in hygeine while in school. ;)
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[User Picture]From: nofinalemotion
2005-07-21 07:59 pm (UTC)

Be careful, friend..

..for it could be a Japanese Giant Hornet.
Watching a National Geographic special on them as I type this here.
They're freaking insane. Homicidal insects.
They're venom will disolve the tissue in your face in a day if you're stung.
So beware. If they are indeed in your computer..run.

-Skye Lee
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 08:33 pm (UTC)

Re: Be careful, friend..

Oh my God. *shudders, and decides never to go to Japan* I'm super allergic to bees, and I don't think my epipen would do much in that situation. Gah. I HATE bugs, I really do. All kinds. And I know "bug" isn't the proper term, but I don't care. Anytime I see one in my house I'm near hypervenilating... like go ahead and be merry outside, but don't come on my turf you winged, or many legged monster.

Sometimes I think they're planning to take over the world.

Maybe I've seen Starship Troopers one too many times.. but it sure freaks the hell out of me.
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From: m_buggie
2005-07-21 08:01 pm (UTC)
Right, because turning your teeth a shade of brown really counts as cleaning power of chewing tobacco. Too funny.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 08:33 pm (UTC)
Seriously. ;) I wonder how many people fell for it... I don't imagine Crest White Strips would have been real popular in that day if they were falling for that sort of propaganda. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 08:42 pm (UTC)
I am not! :P

;)
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-07-21 11:36 pm (UTC)
You wonder what his teeth would look like frankly, that is the last thing I would want to see!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-21 11:48 pm (UTC)
That IS a valid point. ;)
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-07-22 06:32 am (UTC)

I need a time machine

Just to go back and slap him in the face. Bah, my whole mothering instinct got all riled up. If I hit him hard enough and he did chew tobacco endlessly, I bet I could knock a few teeth out :D That would prove tobacco is bad. If as I suspect he didn't and was just getting money, no teeth loss, but I'd feel better ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-22 08:26 am (UTC)

Re: I need a time machine

I bet you could knock out a few teeth regardless. :)

And yeah. I was rather horrified and had to reread it a couple times.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-19 02:11 pm (UTC)
Seriously, you need to stop with the grammar and spelling corrections.
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