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Wouldn't this be fun to be on the jury for? [Jul. 13th, 2005|12:20 am]
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Musician Edna Chizema went on trial in March in Harare, Zimbabwe, for allegedly defrauding Ms. Magrate Mapfumo by convincing her to pay the equivalent of US $5,000 for Chizema to fly in four invisible mermaids (folkloric goddesses of revenge, according to the Shona people) from London to help recover Mapfumo's stolen car.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-12 10:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I liked it.
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From: nyguen9
2005-07-12 10:50 pm (UTC)
I like the one about the lady trying to get her dealer arrested for not giving her twenty bucks back. And then the dealer telling the police she didn't take the money bc she was out whoring. *headshake*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-12 10:55 pm (UTC)
Oooh. That's impressive. :)
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From: nyguen9
2005-07-12 10:56 pm (UTC)
I learned good stuff from watching cops in my youth. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-12 10:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah. The sleaziest show on earth.

Most of those cops were real pricks.
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From: nyguen9
2005-07-12 10:59 pm (UTC)
Hey is it cool if I add you on AIM? I just got GAIM.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-12 11:01 pm (UTC)
Of course. :)
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[User Picture]From: haruchine
2005-07-12 11:14 pm (UTC)
You can fly inside a mermaid? Uh how does that work, my brain hurts.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-12 11:15 pm (UTC)
I don't know, but I bet it'd be a successful adult film.
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-07-13 01:47 am (UTC)
zomg random, HAHAH
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:09 pm (UTC)
Well? Wouldn't it? ;) Can you imagine the costumes?
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From: m_buggie
2005-07-13 01:16 am (UTC)
Um...wow...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:09 pm (UTC)
Mmhmm.

I wish I had 4 invisible mermaids to carry out my revenge.
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-07-13 03:48 am (UTC)
HA HA HA!!! I loev it!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:10 pm (UTC)
I did too. :) I had to read it like 3 times to make sure I really understood. lol
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-07-13 04:15 am (UTC)
haha, damn, shes should become a used car saleswoman
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:11 pm (UTC)
Totally.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:13 pm (UTC)
I think the fact that her car wasn't recovered is proof the mermaids do not exist -- or were not being controlled and/or channeled by Edna.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:14 pm (UTC)
Most likely.

Damn invisible mermaids.

They went to a strip club instead of retrieving the car.
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-07-13 12:53 pm (UTC)
yes, but everyone loves those hot merboys!
mmmm mmmm!
fish smell and all!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 09:11 pm (UTC)
Well that's where the mojo lies.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-07-13 09:38 am (UTC)
i would love to be on the jury, i would have so much fun!!!

hey for $2,000 i will show you where "gullible" is written in invisible ink on the ceiling
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-13 12:13 pm (UTC)
Me too. Hell for 2K, you can see where it's written on my ass.
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[User Picture]From: fantasy_fanatic
2005-07-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!! *is laughing so hard she falls off her chair*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-17 01:22 am (UTC)
It's pretty freaking awesome.
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-07-17 11:33 am (UTC)
The judge should make her pay back half of the $. The rest she keeps as a fine on the idiots part for being so stupid.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-17 08:47 pm (UTC)
Seriously.
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