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For adults only. [Jul. 10th, 2005|12:55 am]
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Successful porn stars can make as much as $100,000 to have their sexual organs molded, copyrighted and sold. - Each sex toy.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-10 05:24 pm (UTC)
I was wondering if anyone was going to address that..
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-07-15 02:20 pm (UTC)
I was waiting for someone to mention the cream you can buy that does it temporarily. My sister-in-law and a former coworker sold adult toys and lotions ant that was one of their top sellers. Both have used it and both said it works.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-15 03:06 pm (UTC)
Oooh. it just like tightens?
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-07-15 03:21 pm (UTC)

For only $14.95

Oh So Tight Cream found at http://www.xandria.com/sex-toys/express-shopping/best-sellers/Oh-So-Tight-id-2361.html
Get back that "snug like a virgin" feeling! Use this incredible shrink cream to tighten and firm her love tunnel for heightened sensations during intercourse. Just apply the tasteless, odorless cream to her vaginal walls and opening, then enjoy hours upon hours of erogenous fun! Contains Alum for temporary and safe shrinking of vaginal tissue. Conveniently discreet and portable. .5 oz. tube.

heh heh read the comments..too funny.
shhh actually didn't have to google this site ;) Never used that product though. I guess it's a pride thing that I won't even try it. If my husband suggested it...lol I'd probably slap him and amp up my kegel exercises.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-15 03:32 pm (UTC)

Re: For only $14.95

WOW. That's cheap! If I got enough sex for that to be needed I'd totally invest.

As it is between my kegels and my nearly two year chastity I could probaly fill some wedding sheets.
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-07-15 03:37 pm (UTC)

Re: For only $14.95

I'll buy you some when you start getting active again ;) After so long you're gonna kill that man!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-07-15 03:40 pm (UTC)

Re: For only $14.95

LOL. Lord. I'd be able to earn thousands from a foreign man who wants a virgin.

--- Hey, anyone know any greencard dating sites? Where you meet hot European men with great accents who want to marry you and get citizenship to the country? ;)
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