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I love this. ;) [Jun. 28th, 2005|03:42 am]
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-28 01:57 am (UTC)
I love it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
Me too. :)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-28 02:11 am (UTC)
How dare he shoot Chuck, all he was doing was being honest and open.

LOVE collateral
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[User Picture]From: bloody_kisser
2005-06-28 02:31 am (UTC)
Lol, seconded. That's what I was going to say. :D
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-06-28 03:04 am (UTC)
that's a knee slapper!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:09 pm (UTC)
;)
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From: theincomparable
2005-06-28 03:47 am (UTC)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:10 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it, darlin'.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-06-28 04:16 am (UTC)
lmao!!!!
thats wonderful, but can you think of a female name that rhymes with chuck?
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2005-06-28 07:41 am (UTC)
That's what i was thinking too!!!!


Maybe he named her Luck, or something....kinda like Faith, Hope, and Charity...that kinda thing?
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-28 04:44 am (UTC)
Ok, it's probably bc I'm not awake yet. But I would've thought he would shoot Joe then , too. ;)

My castle for a female -uck name!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:12 pm (UTC)
Why Joe? *trying to figure out a rhyme*
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From: hymn
2005-06-28 06:26 am (UTC)
i dont get it!
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From: deederiti
2005-06-28 06:50 am (UTC)
i dont get it either...
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[User Picture]From: _fabulae
2005-06-28 07:00 am (UTC)
made my morning happy :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:24 pm (UTC)
Cool. :)
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From: etherealprimate
2005-06-28 03:22 pm (UTC)
I didn't get it at first, until I started to consider what ryhmes with chuck :P Very good :) Plus you can tell that joke in front of kids and they won't get it.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:30 pm (UTC)
Which is always good. :)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-06-28 06:42 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaa.

what rhymes with CHUCK?!
:P (i know! i know!)
firetruck.
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-06-28 08:48 pm (UTC)
DOn' forget PUCK and LUCK, duck!
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From: mc___mc
2005-06-28 07:28 pm (UTC)
what is that?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:34 pm (UTC)
What is what?
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-06-28 08:47 pm (UTC)
Poor Chuck, how was he suppose to know that Joe and Eddie were gonna set him up like that. They are such bastards!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-28 10:35 pm (UTC)
For sure. Big meanies. ;)
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