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HAHA. About time for a sexist joke, don't you think? :) [Jun. 23rd, 2005|08:14 pm]
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[mood |fullfull]
[music |Some random Christmas movie]

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?








A woman who won't do what she's told.
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[User Picture]From: ahx_fedora
2005-06-23 06:14 pm (UTC)
Haha, very sexist, but very good :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 06:17 pm (UTC)
I'm a girl and it made me laugh my ass off. ;)
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From: hymn
2005-06-23 06:20 pm (UTC)
LMAO that reminds me of a joke:

womens rights. LMAO!!!!
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From: hymn
2005-06-23 06:21 pm (UTC)
also another joke: an airplane was going down, and all the passangers knew they were going to die. a woman finally couldnt take it anymore and knew that she had to do something for herself in the last few minutes of her life, so she finally stood up and yelled "IS THERE ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN?!"


well a very well built man slowly stood up and made his way over to hert, a twinkle in his eye. he took off his shirt and said...


"here, iron this."
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-23 07:10 pm (UTC)
Here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 07:17 pm (UTC)
Hmm? ;)
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-23 07:13 pm (UTC)
A christmas movie in June?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 07:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah. lol. HBO. It just came out. *shrug* Something with Ben Affleck. It certainly wasn't GREAT, but Catherine O'Hara is a RIOT.
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
That's funny in all the wrong ways. No, I mean wrong in all the right ways. Er, something like that.
Point is, I laughed.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 07:52 pm (UTC)
Hehe. Me too. ;) Glad you liked it.
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-06-23 08:51 pm (UTC)
lol my husband is going to crack up about that one. He loves hearing and saying such things because he knows it's all crap especially with me as his wife :D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 08:52 pm (UTC)
Exactly. ;) These always make me laugh too, because I know how ridiculous they are.
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[User Picture]From: 4sakencarapace
2005-06-23 09:02 pm (UTC)
Wanna hear a joke?



Women's rights!


hahaha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 09:03 pm (UTC)
;) I think someone else covered that one, but it never gets old.
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[User Picture]From: life_is_pain43
2005-06-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
hehe! love it!

one of my guy friends told this one

whats the best thing for every feminist to do?







suck my cock!

lol
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-23 10:50 pm (UTC)
LOL. WOW. HAHAHA!
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-06-24 12:49 am (UTC)
lol
definately amusing

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What is the quickest way to a man's Heart ???
Through his chest with a sharp knife .......

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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From: hymn
2005-06-24 02:53 am (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2005-06-24 02:22 am (UTC)
this thread is funny.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-06-24 08:40 pm (UTC)
definately!!!!, but hey thats what we're here for
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