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Five Reasons not to be a Cock. :) [Jun. 18th, 2005|08:15 pm]
[mood |apatheticapathetic]
[music |My cocacola fizzling]

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

[User Picture]From: jubajr
2005-06-20 12:02 pm (UTC)
Ok, but that doesn't sound much like a rooster.
Though it kind of reminds me of that song by Ivor Bigguns. The one that goes ...
"Has anybody seen my cock,
my big Rhode Island Red.
He's mostly pink,
with a little bit of blue,
and purple on his head.
He stands straight up in the morning,
and gives my wife a shock.
Has anybody seen, anybody seen,
here, has anybeody seen my cock."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-20 04:34 pm (UTC)
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