|Five Reasons not to be a Cock. :)
||[Jun. 18th, 2005|08:15 pm]
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1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.