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Five Reasons not to be a Cock. :) [Jun. 18th, 2005|08:15 pm]
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1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:19 am (UTC)
kinky girl!

Bad night for my lebedo to be up... Now I think I am weird for still being horny after this topic.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:21 am (UTC)
LOL. ;) Sorry darling.. I was just doing my best Gillian Anderson impression.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:27 am (UTC)
no offense, but that sucked, she would say something along the lines of "mulder, what you are suggesting would mean that complete genetic minipulation was possible. and all this you got off of a shady source, some deep throat guy?"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:28 am (UTC)
I never watched the show. ;)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:32 am (UTC)
OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!! you CAN'T be serious! X-Files is my favorite show of all time!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:39 am (UTC)
Really? I think I saw like two episodes over the years.. oh, and the movie.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:42 am (UTC)
It was my first love, love for a TV show at least. I have been a loyal fan since the sixth episode of the first season. I was four.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:45 am (UTC)
Woooow.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 01:17 am (UTC)
I even had dreams of going off and working with mulder and scully. Strange, I have been asked if I was attracted to scully, I never was, I always just wanted to work with them. heh, I guess that's one of my dreams too, in refrence to your other LJ post. That dream could never become reality, only in dreams. That makes me sad...
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-19 01:52 am (UTC)
Mulder and Scully rock me like a hurricane.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 10:54 pm (UTC)
That whole show rocks me, I love all the characters, except for dogget. I really wish Mulder could have stuck around more for the last two seasons.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 08:18 pm (UTC)
Aww.. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 10:52 pm (UTC)
Thanks...
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