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Five Reasons not to be a Cock. :) [Jun. 18th, 2005|08:15 pm]
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1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:05 pm (UTC)
People who get penile surgery...

Were do you think they get that tissue? Living donors?

Ha! You get it from that nice fellow that got the little organ donor sticker on his driver's license. That means my penis could go on to hump far longer then I may live for! Wow!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 11:07 pm (UTC)
Seriously? They do penile transplants?
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:13 pm (UTC)
Yes indeed, they don't like to talk about it much because it can be a turn off (hehe) for people reading the book on organ donation at hospitals.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 11:14 pm (UTC)
Right? Wow. Is this incase someone's pecker goes bye bye and they need a new one? Wouldn't they lose the sensations? Or is this to make them bigger?
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:44 pm (UTC)
Yes, it's no different then a liver transplant; sometimes it doesn't take, in some cases yes.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 11:46 pm (UTC)
Wow. Is that what happened to John Wayne Bobbit?
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:49 pm (UTC)
Well, that case is surrounded by mystery. Too bad X-Files never investigated that...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 11:49 pm (UTC)
Agreed. :)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:55 pm (UTC)
Mulder: Scully, we have never been closer to the truth then we have now... I know that penis was grafted using extra-terrestrial biological tissue and technology! I know it!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:07 am (UTC)
I had to lick it to find out, but now I know!
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:19 am (UTC)
kinky girl!

Bad night for my lebedo to be up... Now I think I am weird for still being horny after this topic.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:21 am (UTC)
LOL. ;) Sorry darling.. I was just doing my best Gillian Anderson impression.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:27 am (UTC)
no offense, but that sucked, she would say something along the lines of "mulder, what you are suggesting would mean that complete genetic minipulation was possible. and all this you got off of a shady source, some deep throat guy?"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:28 am (UTC)
I never watched the show. ;)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-19 12:32 am (UTC)
OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!! you CAN'T be serious! X-Files is my favorite show of all time!!!
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