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Five Reasons not to be a Cock. :) [Jun. 18th, 2005|08:15 pm]
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[music |My cocacola fizzling]

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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[User Picture]From: bfes86
2005-06-18 06:13 pm (UTC)
all good points, if you ask me :P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:18 pm (UTC)
I thought so. ;)
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From: thisand_that
2005-06-18 06:21 pm (UTC)

=)

YOU WIN A GOLD STAR!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:22 pm (UTC)

Re: =)

YAY!!!! I LOVE gold stars! Thanks. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:24 pm (UTC)
MURDERER!

Nah, just kidding. But Mara Jade's a murderer... so maybe not.

You decide.
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2005-06-18 06:35 pm (UTC)
Yeay to Randomposting for raising the tone....!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:43 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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From: deederiti
2005-06-18 06:38 pm (UTC)
hehe
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:46 pm (UTC)
;) I liked it.
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From: ewangirl5
2005-06-18 06:42 pm (UTC)
My friend thought you meant a male chicken and that made me laugh a lot.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:47 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. LOL
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-18 06:42 pm (UTC)
You always get beat by your owner. ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
HAH!

I love it. You rock.
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-06-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
haha too true
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 07:57 pm (UTC)
;) Your icon is flashing me!
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-18 11:05 pm (UTC)
People who get penile surgery...

Were do you think they get that tissue? Living donors?

Ha! You get it from that nice fellow that got the little organ donor sticker on his driver's license. That means my penis could go on to hump far longer then I may live for! Wow!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-18 11:07 pm (UTC)
Seriously? They do penile transplants?
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-19 12:58 am (UTC)
Love it!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 12:59 am (UTC)
;)
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From: lostways
2005-06-19 01:42 am (UTC)
Do i really need to bring up the Team america thing about being a dick?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 08:25 pm (UTC)
You don't want to bring up Team America with me at all. It was the shittiest movie I've seen in a LONG time.
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[User Picture]From: et_blackbird
2005-06-19 06:37 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahahaha! Obvious byt perfect. Once again, thanks for sharing.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 08:29 pm (UTC)
But of course, darlin' :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)
Love these!
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-06-19 07:57 pm (UTC)
Penis Request,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of work
You do not always follow orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-19 10:58 pm (UTC)
I LOVE this.
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[User Picture]From: jubajr
2005-06-20 12:02 pm (UTC)
Ok, but that doesn't sound much like a rooster.
Though it kind of reminds me of that song by Ivor Bigguns. The one that goes ...
"Has anybody seen my cock,
my big Rhode Island Red.
He's mostly pink,
with a little bit of blue,
and purple on his head.
He stands straight up in the morning,
and gives my wife a shock.
Has anybody seen, anybody seen,
here, has anybeody seen my cock."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-20 04:34 pm (UTC)
:)
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