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:) [Jun. 13th, 2005|03:27 pm]
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[mood |migrained. :(]
[music |Richard Dawson, my oldest love.]

A prominent doctor saw one of his elderly patients walking down the street with a goreous woman on each arm. He walked up to the man with great concern "Albert! What are you doing!?" The man grinned and said "I'm doing what you told me, doc. 'Be cheerful, and get a hot mamma!'" THe doctor looked shocked "I said 'Be careful! You have a heart murmur!"
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 05:38 pm (UTC)
Oh, and, by the way... You know the old excuse "I have a headache" when it comes to denying sex? Studies have shown that sex helps to relieve the tension in a headache ;) (And, it works for me too... Except that my ex used to practically scream untill she was done, then she *would* scream. It's great to know you're doing something right, but, I could go for a little less volume >,<)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 08:31 pm (UTC)
;) SOme girls are vocal. I'm more of a gasp and whimper kind of girl so my exes all at one time or another were like "Are you okay!?! Am I hurting you?"
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 11:03 pm (UTC)
Haha... I'd probably ask too, heh.

For me, like everything else, if we've gone that far, it's someone I care alot for (read: in love with), so it's all sexy :p

Of course, I'm wired extremely weird compared to the vast majority of males. I've been told it's a good thing... Despite how often I hear someone *like* me would be a great boyfriend... (Just not me ;))
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 11:40 pm (UTC)
Awww. *hugs* That's probably because girls think you're such an amazing friend that they're not willing to jeapordize the friendship to even see if a romance would work.
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 11:56 pm (UTC)
Well, the one that I actually *wanted* to date that's said that, gave me that reason :p

Dosn't make it feel like less of a cop out, or less crappy, heh.

She said I was "too important to risk", where I think she's too important *not* to risk it ::shrugs::
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-15 12:04 am (UTC)
Awww. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-15 12:32 am (UTC)
Well, wish me luck... I may wind up dating her soon now (^_^)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-15 12:39 am (UTC)
Good luck!
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From: _xobsession
2005-06-14 10:53 pm (UTC)
Especially when you have a headache to begin with, eh? I dunno, I use that excuse all the time.

"I have a headache."
"I'm too tired."

'Sides, I find moaning much sexier.



Feel better! -hugcuddlelove-
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