||[Jun. 13th, 2005|03:27 pm]
|||||Richard Dawson, my oldest love.||]|
A prominent doctor saw one of his elderly patients walking down the street with a goreous woman on each arm. He walked up to the man with great concern "Albert! What are you doing!?" The man grinned and said "I'm doing what you told me, doc. 'Be cheerful, and get a hot mamma!'" THe doctor looked shocked "I said 'Be careful! You have a heart murmur!"
Yeah, so I've heard :-\...
But, I've never tried, and, never will, heh. Not saying I havn't been tempted before of course... But, that's not the point :p
Oh, and, by the way... You know the old excuse "I have a headache" when it comes to denying sex? Studies have shown that sex helps to relieve the tension in a headache ;) (And, it works for me too... Except that my ex used to practically scream untill she was done, then she *would* scream. It's great to know you're doing something right, but, I could go for a little less volume >,<)
;) SOme girls are vocal. I'm more of a gasp and whimper kind of girl so my exes all at one time or another were like "Are you okay!?! Am I hurting you?"
Haha... I'd probably ask too, heh.
For me, like everything else, if we've gone that far, it's someone I care alot for (read: in love with), so it's all sexy :p
Of course, I'm wired extremely weird compared to the vast majority of males. I've been told it's a good thing... Despite how often I hear someone *like* me would be a great boyfriend... (Just not me ;))
Awww. *hugs* That's probably because girls think you're such an amazing friend that they're not willing to jeapordize the friendship to even see if a romance would work.
Well, the one that I actually *wanted* to date that's said that, gave me that reason :p
Dosn't make it feel like less of a cop out, or less crappy, heh.
She said I was "too important to risk", where I think she's too important *not* to risk it ::shrugs::
Well, wish me luck... I may wind up dating her soon now (^_^)
Especially when you have a headache to begin with, eh? I dunno, I use that excuse all the time.
"I have a headache."
"I'm too tired."
'Sides, I find moaning much sexier.
Feel better! -hugcuddlelove-
Why wouldn't you? If it's going ot help with your pain.. you wouldn't be doing it to get high, just to help with the pain.. there's a big difference there.
I dunno... Drugs of any kind go against the grain for me. I'm having alot of difficulties because I don't want to take the kinds of prescriptions I'm supposed to, heh.
Thing is, my memory and coordination (lack of) is bad enough already. Last thing I need is to actually burn myself out, heh.
Of course, i considered doing it many times before. I get accused of it all the fricken time. I don't sleep much so my eyes are bloodshot alot of the time, and, my pupils dialate all the time for no reason. Was hell in highschool to be sent to the office for something I've never done.
Of course, I've never been offered when I had a headache... That might make the difference, if it's bad enough.