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:) [Jun. 13th, 2005|03:27 pm]
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[mood |migrained. :(]
[music |Richard Dawson, my oldest love.]

A prominent doctor saw one of his elderly patients walking down the street with a goreous woman on each arm. He walked up to the man with great concern "Albert! What are you doing!?" The man grinned and said "I'm doing what you told me, doc. 'Be cheerful, and get a hot mamma!'" THe doctor looked shocked "I said 'Be careful! You have a heart murmur!"
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-13 10:24 pm (UTC)
Nope... I even have a prescription for a double dose of the tranquilizers hospitals use, which dosn't effect me :-\
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 02:59 am (UTC)
Oof. Wish I had a prescription for that. Wish you could hook me up. :)
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 03:12 am (UTC)
Everybody wishes I'd hook 'em up with the stuff I've got :p... Especially that and the Xanax...

Really, I don't understand the draw to it... Of course, they don't do squat for me, so, I don't know what I'm missing ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 03:14 am (UTC)
Well, I'm in constant pain from my kidneys, so anything that would help relieve it would be welcome on my part. I'm up right now because of kidney pain. Forcing myself to go to bed in a moment.
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 03:34 am (UTC)
I'm up partly from my headache at the moment... I also have alot of pain in my knees that keeps me up some nights.

Unfortunately, pain killers have never really worked much for me at all... It has me a little worried for my future, you know? I'm only almost 20... I'm just glad that I want to go into the editing and/or education(English, preferably in another country) fields, heh. Of course... I'll likely end up with lots of arthritis pain >.< But, at least I'll be off my knees :-\
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 04:23 pm (UTC)
Right... Well, when pain pills don't work I've heard that sometimes marijuana does.. not saying you should, but it's something to consider.
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 05:36 pm (UTC)
Yeah, so I've heard :-\...

But, I've never tried, and, never will, heh. Not saying I havn't been tempted before of course... But, that's not the point :p
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 05:38 pm (UTC)
Oh, and, by the way... You know the old excuse "I have a headache" when it comes to denying sex? Studies have shown that sex helps to relieve the tension in a headache ;) (And, it works for me too... Except that my ex used to practically scream untill she was done, then she *would* scream. It's great to know you're doing something right, but, I could go for a little less volume >,<)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 08:31 pm (UTC)
;) SOme girls are vocal. I'm more of a gasp and whimper kind of girl so my exes all at one time or another were like "Are you okay!?! Am I hurting you?"
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 11:03 pm (UTC)
Haha... I'd probably ask too, heh.

For me, like everything else, if we've gone that far, it's someone I care alot for (read: in love with), so it's all sexy :p

Of course, I'm wired extremely weird compared to the vast majority of males. I've been told it's a good thing... Despite how often I hear someone *like* me would be a great boyfriend... (Just not me ;))
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 11:40 pm (UTC)
Awww. *hugs* That's probably because girls think you're such an amazing friend that they're not willing to jeapordize the friendship to even see if a romance would work.
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From: _xobsession
2005-06-14 10:53 pm (UTC)
Especially when you have a headache to begin with, eh? I dunno, I use that excuse all the time.

"I have a headache."
"I'm too tired."

'Sides, I find moaning much sexier.



Feel better! -hugcuddlelove-
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 08:28 pm (UTC)
Why wouldn't you? If it's going ot help with your pain.. you wouldn't be doing it to get high, just to help with the pain.. there's a big difference there.
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-14 11:08 pm (UTC)
I dunno... Drugs of any kind go against the grain for me. I'm having alot of difficulties because I don't want to take the kinds of prescriptions I'm supposed to, heh.

Thing is, my memory and coordination (lack of) is bad enough already. Last thing I need is to actually burn myself out, heh.

Of course, i considered doing it many times before. I get accused of it all the fricken time. I don't sleep much so my eyes are bloodshot alot of the time, and, my pupils dialate all the time for no reason. Was hell in highschool to be sent to the office for something I've never done.

Of course, I've never been offered when I had a headache... That might make the difference, if it's bad enough.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 11:41 pm (UTC)
Makes sense.
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