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:) [Jun. 13th, 2005|03:27 pm]
randomposting
[mood |migrained. :(]
[music |Richard Dawson, my oldest love.]

A prominent doctor saw one of his elderly patients walking down the street with a goreous woman on each arm. He walked up to the man with great concern "Albert! What are you doing!?" The man grinned and said "I'm doing what you told me, doc. 'Be cheerful, and get a hot mamma!'" THe doctor looked shocked "I said 'Be careful! You have a heart murmur!"
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-13 01:23 pm (UTC)
He's also deaf apparently.

Sorry you're feeling bad.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 02:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I didn't think it was THAT funny but a couple of my friends thought it was HYSTERICAL, so I thought maybe people here would think so. :)

Yeah, me too. I popped THREE 50 milligram imitrex. Still waiting for an effect. Hope I don't have to go in. :(
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-06-13 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ah, I can empathize... Tremendous head pain at the moment >.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 02:05 pm (UTC)
*HUGS* Isn't it awful? :( I'm gonna sign off now that I'm ALMOST through with my mail. One more email and I'm free!
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[User Picture]From: _fabulae
2005-06-13 01:59 pm (UTC)
poor thing. i have to take imitrex (or maxalt) for my migraines.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 02:06 pm (UTC)
Moi aussi. :( It's not working though. I take verapimil daily too to try and keep them at bay. Alas, it has not yet worked today. I'm gonna go lay down now and try and will it to work, damnit.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 07:54 pm (UTC)
Aren't Star Wars Icons great? I lurve them.

And yeah, the hearing thing.. I think maybe there was a second part of the joke that my friend didn't tell me, I don't know. Other people laughed at it, so I thought I'd share it.
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-13 02:51 pm (UTC)
That was cute. The elderly can either be sweetly entertaining or hell on wheels.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 08:54 pm (UTC)
It is SO true. I've heard so many stories from friends and relatives that are nurses, or work in nursing homes.
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From: hymn
2005-06-13 03:18 pm (UTC)
haha
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 09:58 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-06-13 04:14 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!!!
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[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-06-13 06:48 pm (UTC)

::whispers::

I've been having migraines a lot lately. There must be something in the air. Lots of air pressure or such. I think mine are stress induced recently.
I've never been on regular medication for them...been given something strong to take when they hit..starts with a "B". Out of that...must get new perscription!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-13 11:29 pm (UTC)

Re: ::whispers::

Ooh! What's it called? Let me know?
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From: thisand_that
2005-06-13 07:56 pm (UTC)

hearing check up time as well then eh?
thats excilent.
if i was capabul of being an old man when i got old...id be that old man...if i could be an old man...yeah...you get it...
=)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-14 02:23 am (UTC)
I do. ;)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-06-13 09:16 pm (UTC)
lmao!! thats great!
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[User Picture]From: astrologyisfake
2006-03-25 10:27 am (UTC)
with a goreous woman on each arm.

Don't you mean gorgeous?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2006-03-25 10:37 am (UTC)
I swear to God. You have way too much time on your hands.
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