||[Jun. 13th, 2005|03:27 pm]
|||||Richard Dawson, my oldest love.||]|
A prominent doctor saw one of his elderly patients walking down the street with a goreous woman on each arm. He walked up to the man with great concern "Albert! What are you doing!?" The man grinned and said "I'm doing what you told me, doc. 'Be cheerful, and get a hot mamma!'" THe doctor looked shocked "I said 'Be careful! You have a heart murmur!"