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Books! [Jun. 11th, 2005|01:59 pm]
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“Every home should have a crocodile,” said Mrs. Primm one day. “Lyle is one of the family now. He loves helping with the chores.”
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[User Picture]From: bloody_kisser
2005-06-11 11:58 am (UTC)
I wonder what chores he could do...

::first:: ^.^
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-11 07:08 pm (UTC)
You are first indeed. Well done! :) I was thinking taking out the trash.. you know.. by eating it.
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-11 12:27 pm (UTC)
God, now how does that sound familiar? Is it a kids book I might have read before?

Lyle would be the perfect security system.
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[User Picture]From: haruchine
2005-06-11 12:31 pm (UTC)
Sounds like something out of the Wayside School series, but I'm not sure.
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From: lostways
2005-06-11 12:53 pm (UTC)
"Ever eatten crocodile? or aligator?" i said
my friend replyed "ew no way! that sick "
i said while watching him eat our chinese dinner "you have now"
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-11 01:48 pm (UTC)
I believe there is only a very small and rare area of isolated Aligators in China, not too many as to be able to make a popular dish that would be found throughout CHina, let alone the US or Europe. There are absolutely no Crocodiles at all in China either, I think.
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-06-11 03:22 pm (UTC)
lyle lyle the crocodile.

way to make me nostalgic for elementary school.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-11 11:40 pm (UTC)
:) It made me smile too.
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From: greensmock
2005-06-11 08:53 pm (UTC)
My home needs some sort of a pet that will eat mosquitoes.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-12 12:35 am (UTC)
Oooh, are they bad all ready?
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[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-06-12 06:33 am (UTC)

Eeek.

I don't like crocodiles. I'm scared of them :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-12 06:31 pm (UTC)

Re: Eeek.

Really? I think they're kind of cool. I can understand the fear though. Big sharp teeth.
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[User Picture]From: et_blackbird
2005-06-12 07:18 am (UTC)
Like eating leftovers and naughty children?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
Precisely! ;)
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