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I got this in the mail the other day and think it's a good day to share it. [Jun. 6th, 2005|10:51 am]
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[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Veggie Tales - Barbara Manatee]

Stan was dying. His wife, Esther, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.


"Esther my darling" he whispered.


"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."


He was insistent. "Esther," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."


There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Esther, "Everything's all right, go to sleep."


"No, no. I must die in peace, Esther. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best
friend, and your mother!"


I know, sweetheart," whispered Esther, "let the poison work."
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2005-06-06 08:57 am (UTC)
Well that made me laugh out loud! Very funny!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 08:58 am (UTC)
Glad to share. I laughed so hard when I read it, and knew immediately that eventually it would grace this screen. hehe.
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From: thisand_that
2005-06-06 09:23 am (UTC)

YAYYYY!!!

YES!!! OH MY GOD THAT IS FRICKENN WONDERFULL!!!!
=D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 09:43 am (UTC)

Re: YAYYYY!!!

*grin* Glad you liked it, love!
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From: m_buggie
2005-06-06 09:28 am (UTC)
Some men just can't hold their arsenic.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 09:44 am (UTC)
Hehehe. :) And a musical reference! Can this day get ANY better?
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[User Picture]From: _fabulae
2005-06-06 09:33 am (UTC)
twisted.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 09:44 am (UTC)
But did it put a smile on your face?
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[User Picture]From: icant_win
2005-06-06 09:41 am (UTC)
Oh geez that is hysterical in the most morbid way!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 09:49 am (UTC)
That's the best way, though, isn't it? ;)
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[User Picture]From: lis4loser
2005-06-06 09:51 am (UTC)
that was great!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 11:34 am (UTC)
;)
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From: nyguen9
2005-06-06 09:53 am (UTC)
So great. What a Desperate Housewives moment that could be!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 11:35 am (UTC)
Right? ;)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 11:45 am (UTC)
Idn't it? ;)
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From: hymn
2005-06-06 10:16 am (UTC)
i thought i was gonna cry when i was reading it until i read the end!!
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From: hymn
2005-06-06 10:16 am (UTC)
stealing it
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-06-06 10:22 am (UTC)
thats absolutely sadistically wonderful!!!!!
yay for women!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 12:48 pm (UTC)
lol. ;) Well.. lay for anyone whose significant other cheated on them like that taking things into their own hands...

Not that I'm promoting murder.
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From: kiwioverture
2005-06-06 10:36 am (UTC)
A friend of mine wants to marry her friend when she's like 70 and then they would both run around at night trying to get laid.

They would discuss their exploits over breakfast the next morning.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 12:49 pm (UTC)
Wow. Most peoples libidos are GONE by that age... things just dry up.
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-06-06 11:24 am (UTC)
barbara manatee... you are the one for me!

=D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 12:58 pm (UTC)
YEAH!

Hey.. does it look to you at all like Bob or Larry, whichever it is that gets Barbara out of the tv -- doesn't it look like when Bob I think it is bursts in, that they're having sex on the couch!?!
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-06-06 01:06 pm (UTC)
The Aztecs believed chocolate would cure dysentery, act as an aphrodisiac, and, in large quantities, help you see the god Quetzalcoatl.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 01:21 pm (UTC)
*Raises a brow* Taking a page from my book, dear?
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-06-06 01:33 pm (UTC)
Yep, a vindictive relationship if I ever saw one. But if I were her, I would have made him talk, makes the poison go faster, unless she wanted him to suffe...oh.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 01:35 pm (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-06-06 03:51 pm (UTC)
I have read this before

it still makes me laugh :D
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-06 04:26 pm (UTC)
Hehe. ;) I had never seen it before earlier this week when one of my friends sent it to me, and I was almost crying. I was laughing so hard.
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