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So, I would like YOUR opinion. :) [Jun. 1st, 2005|11:10 pm]
[mood |curiouscurious]
[music |This Is The Hour - Miss Saigon]

It has been brought to my attention that I am perhaps not nearly random enough to call myself "Randomposting" That indeed, I have all misled you with such a lie. Where has this accusation come from? From one of your own!


So please, do, read all sides of the argument, and if you agree, my Random friends, that I have dissapointed you, and that your lives would be much more full should I dissapear, I will certainly do as you wish.

Let me know if you want me gone...

Or, you could simply remove me from you buddylist.

Whichever makes you feel more vindicated.

Oh, and just for fun...

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring. :)

-- Waiting to hear your verdict of my trial.

[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-01 11:01 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. Also the kind that takes off the condom to create the baby without the Mom knowing until it's too late, but thats another story, and I wouldn't trade my son for anything in the world.

-- I only ask because there's panda sex in it. :)
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
Ohh, that's grade-A jackass material right there. I know what you mean, my mom raised me all by herself too.

Oh, panda's have it made, they get big homes at zoos and get paid a ton of cash just to make babies with other pandas.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-01 11:26 pm (UTC)
It sure is. He tried to get out of paying child support too, and told all of our mutual friends that I "trapped" him. I put an end to that bs reeeal quick. :)

And for real. It's a good life. No natural predators to eat ya..
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-01 11:32 pm (UTC)
Did you castrate his penis so he can never use the weapon again?

The Good Life
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-02 12:12 am (UTC)
No, I don't want bad karma, and I told enough of my friends the truth about the situation to spread it to any girls he might want to take the condom off with if you follow my drift.

I wouldn't mind it.
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[User Picture]From: theslaughtered
2005-06-02 12:16 am (UTC)
Ok, smart thinking, and a whole lot less messy.

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