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Three parts of funny. [May. 27th, 2005|10:40 am]
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?








He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-30 01:44 am (UTC)
I don't know what a sea like cough is and to be honest my first 3 weeks of having it I was so sick, I was a wee delusional & don't really remember a lot. I didn't eat, talk to anyone (mind you I had no voice) or do anything until I got out of the hospital May 12th. (I started feeling really sick April 23rd). Mind you I did lose 30 lbs & had a lot to say when I got my voice back lol.

My family realized that I was really sick when:

a) I left my house at 8am to get my nails done & was shocked that the place I went to didn't exist (to think I was driving in that state~ yikes)
b) When I recommended that the lady living in the attic move into the spare bed room as she was having problems keeping the wheels of her wheel chair balanced on the beams up there
c) When I was convinced that Ty Pennington was here & turned my neighbours house into a tree house for me
d) When I realized that none of the above was real but was positive the the Fab 5 (queer eye for the straight guy)had come & re did my boyfriend.

You got to love the fight or flight mode our bodies go into.

Here's the link to the smrt smoker, I have thrown in another one too, this just proves that some people should not be allowed out of their homes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/smoker_s_face
http://www.wnbc.com/news/4539143/detail.html
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-30 01:52 am (UTC)
Wow/ I will look at these when I'm a little more awake and less out of it myself, but that's some crazy halluciatntion sttt, Where you taing anythinG? Like drugs?
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-30 01:54 am (UTC)
I was on antibiotics so they shouldn't have caused hallucination however I did have a high fever so that must have been it. Scariest part was I reqally had no clue that it wasn't normal LOL.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-30 02:00 am (UTC)
I understand. When I was in the hospital pregnant with my son I was on a morphine drip because of SEVERE complications. While awake at 3:30 in the morning my parents, and my best friend who at the time was hundreds of miles away materialized in my room and we all had a nice conversation until I reminded them that they needed to go back to bed, and grudgingly they agreed, they
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-30 11:38 pm (UTC)
Were you going to finish that thought? :o)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-30 11:41 pm (UTC)
Nope... ;)

They dissapeared and I went to sleep, I think was the end of it. ;)
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-31 11:26 pm (UTC)
How was your Dr's appt? Everything ok in the lung / cheast area?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-31 11:29 pm (UTC)
Bastard's on vacation. I called to have him work me in because he's great about that and he's on vacation this week. :(

How dare he go on vacation when I need him?

We're never going to get married if this keeps up.
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[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-31 11:42 pm (UTC)
My Dr. looks like Santa Clause.... Mind you I did have a gyno in the ER who looked liked John Travolta. What a time to get a cyst in a not so nice spot. :o) TMI
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-06-01 02:13 pm (UTC)
Cysts suuuuck. :( One of my friends has polycistic ovarian syndrome. Super NOT fun.
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