?

Log in

No account? Create an account
You don't know me. [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
randomposting

[ website | The Realm of Randomia ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Three parts of funny. [May. 27th, 2005|10:40 am]
randomposting
[mood |listlesslistless]
[music |Priest, Sweeney Todd]

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?








He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
linkReply

Comments:
Page 2 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
[User Picture]From: lis4loser
2005-05-27 05:50 pm (UTC)
i was gonna feel embarassed commenting on how I didn't get it, but then I read the comment about "Nitram" and then I got it.

go me!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 05:56 pm (UTC)
Yay! =)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
From: m_buggie
2005-05-27 09:00 pm (UTC)
I've always loved that one.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 10:04 pm (UTC)
Why am I the only kid that didn't know this joke!?! * Feels left out *
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: lil_miss_s
2005-05-28 02:37 am (UTC)
As someone who is getting over pneumonia have you thought about going to the Dr's and getting your oxygen levels checked out & your chest listened to? I spent a week at the hospital recovering & will be off work a total on 7 weeks because of it. Go get checked out, so not worth it spreading from one lung to the other
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-28 11:08 am (UTC)
It's a good idea. Did it feel like you weren't able to get a deep breath at all? And hurt your chest every time you tried? Like not even being able to yawn, and kind of wheezing?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: xenaamazon
2005-05-28 07:42 am (UTC)

question.....

Why are you so weird? lol. And how did you find me? :)
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-05-28 10:00 am (UTC)

Re: question.....

point a) she's randomposting
point b) randomposting is clearly magic and was looking for a person of your stature.

haha.. just kidding.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-28 11:52 am (UTC)

Re: question.....

LOL. I am weird because it is one of my God given talents.

And I don't recall how I found you, but I trust that my internal random button guided me.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-05-28 09:59 am (UTC)
:P good one.

how do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-28 12:33 pm (UTC)
How? :)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: et_blackbird
2005-05-28 10:08 am (UTC)
An old one but a good one.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-28 12:44 pm (UTC)
Yep! ;)
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: boiledhamster
2005-05-28 11:44 am (UTC)
I am addicted to Jolly Ranchers.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-28 01:24 pm (UTC)
Oh Lord, they're heeeaven. What's your favorite flavor?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
Page 2 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>