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Three parts of funny. [May. 27th, 2005|10:40 am]
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?








He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 10:17 am (UTC)
*applauds you! =) *
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[User Picture]From: you_failed_me
2005-05-27 08:53 am (UTC)
that's hilarious!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 10:47 am (UTC)
It's not Monty Python, but it made me grin. ;)
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[User Picture]From: sparklylights
2005-05-27 08:59 am (UTC)
Very good....and my favourite line from Priest...
" The trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 10:48 am (UTC)
Mine is "Actor! That's compactor... And always arrives overdone!"

teehehe
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-27 09:18 am (UTC)
lol... my turn!

What do you give an injured lemon?
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-27 10:18 am (UTC)
Lemonaide?
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From: cnsprcyprsskit
2005-05-27 09:23 am (UTC)
OLD JOKE. My friend totally told me that one more than a year ago.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 10:57 am (UTC)
It was new to me.
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-27 09:57 am (UTC)
*yawns* Well?? Is there a dog???
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 11:08 am (UTC)
I'm still up in the air. What do you think?

I wish I could yawn. :( I've been having all this shortness of breath. I can't get a deep breath for ANYTHING.
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From: moo42
2005-05-27 10:13 am (UTC)
lol
I read this one in a jokle book my friend has. I like this one.
moo
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 11:10 am (UTC)
;) My friend told it to me, so I thought I'd share. Even if it was old. I laughed. *shrug*
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-27 10:17 am (UTC)
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 11:12 am (UTC)
AYYY!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-27 10:18 am (UTC)
What does the acronym DAM stand for?






















Mothers Against Dyslexia
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[User Picture]From: you_failed_me
2005-05-27 11:05 am (UTC)
that's awesome. reminds me of a conversation i had with my friend martin. it was like...

"gimme an "M!"...M, gimme an "A!"...A, gimme an "R!"...R, gimme a "T!"...T, gimme an "I!"...I, gimme an "N!"...N!!!! what does that spell?!?!? NITRAM!!!"

the dyslexic cheerleader brigade strikes again!
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[User Picture]From: boxxo
2005-05-27 11:22 am (UTC)
my coworker just told me this one, but he forgot the insomniac part.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 02:23 pm (UTC)
It's a lot funnier with the insomnia part, isn't it?
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-05-27 12:01 pm (UTC)
LOL! good one, I'll have to tell some friends that one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 02:25 pm (UTC)
;) I sure did!
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From: velvet_bohemian
2005-05-27 01:21 pm (UTC)
that was on some TV show last night haha good one
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 03:08 pm (UTC)
*blink* It was?

I wondered where my friend got it...
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[User Picture]From: neotatsu
2005-05-27 02:31 pm (UTC)
Reminds me of talking to my friend Shala online... She'll start typing everything backwards... It irritates the hell out of her, because it confuses most people, but, I read it perfectly without effort, heh. Queer.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 03:46 pm (UTC)
That is strange. Any examples?
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From: hymn
2005-05-27 04:25 pm (UTC)
lol
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 04:29 pm (UTC)
;)
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[User Picture]From: miriemirie
2005-05-27 04:35 pm (UTC)
HAHA! That's a good one. I shall attempt to dazzle my friends with it, especially since they keep one-upping me with that "A dyslexic man walks into a bra" joke...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-27 05:17 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!!!! HAHAHA. That's GREAT!
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