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LOVE it! [May. 20th, 2005|02:30 pm]
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Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?



It comes with all of Ken's stuff
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-20 12:30 pm (UTC)
hahaha... divorce barbie?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
It was just a joke.. it would be funny though, wouldn't it?
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[User Picture]From: you_failed_me
2005-05-20 01:35 pm (UTC)
ahaha, i hope she shares all of it with her australian surfer boyfriend!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:00 pm (UTC)
Right? :)
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[User Picture]From: nic0tine
2005-05-20 01:37 pm (UTC)
hahah..
barbie is a whore.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:02 pm (UTC)
Aww, she's got a rockin' wardrobe, dude.
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[User Picture]From: deeperbobcat
2005-05-20 01:58 pm (UTC)
LOL, I'm waiting for them to bring out a pre-nuptial Ken to put a stop to all this.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:04 pm (UTC)
Totally.

And Geriatric Ken, so that you can have an Anna Nicole Barbie..
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-20 02:06 pm (UTC)
Jay Leno did a bit on that back in '99 I think.

Good times!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:04 pm (UTC)
Did he? I'm not usually a Leno fan, but that made me chuckle.
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-05-20 02:27 pm (UTC)
Awesome for Barbie...not so good for Ken.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:08 pm (UTC)
But he cheated with Skipper, so I guess it all works out.
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From: kiwioverture
2005-05-20 02:50 pm (UTC)
There's also new absurdity barbie...

She needs to go in for dialysis because she just realized that her body doesn't actually have room for kidneys.

She also has to wear an awkward looking back brace because her boobs are so big.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:10 pm (UTC)
LOL. Niiiice. Can you imagine Barbie's fistula.. that'd be pretty.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 03:12 pm (UTC)
Ugh. Those BratZ dolls. My neice got one. I call them "Skank Barbie" They have like mesh thongs and shit.. Umm. Eww. I'd seriously destroy it if I had a daughter and someone gave that to her.
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From: deederiti
2005-05-20 02:58 pm (UTC)
kinda reminds me of how they have the new 'ghetto' barbie!
Barbie from 'da hood'!
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-20 04:16 pm (UTC)
Stupid Barbie... Everyone knows Ken is gay, so he wouldn't really care if Barbie cheated on him. Besides, she had most of the really, really cool stuff. It would have saved her a lot of trouble to simply screw the poolboy rather than divorce Ken. He would have understood.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 04:26 pm (UTC)
Since he was screwing him too? :)
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[User Picture]From: findingmelmo
2005-05-20 05:37 pm (UTC)

I'm a cynic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *wipes tears from eyes*...HAHAHAHAHA. How much would you pay for one of those?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 06:03 pm (UTC)

Re: I'm a cynic

I don't know, but wouldn't it be awesome? LOL
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-05-20 05:39 pm (UTC)
my mom always complained that barbie was doing all these new jobs so often.... whilst Ken just sat around on his ass.

^_^ good times.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 06:04 pm (UTC)
It's true. :)
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From: thedude05
2005-05-20 05:48 pm (UTC)
Lmfao. Thats brilliant... release it.. NOW! I wouldn't get one... but still... release it... NOW!!! Would be amusing... veeeerry amusing.

I'll stop before I ramble inanely any further an...

Thats it i'm clicking "post comment" nnnnnnnnow!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 06:25 pm (UTC)
hehe. I ramble lots too, it's fun. :)
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-05-20 07:45 pm (UTC)
lmao thats absolutely wonderful. wow, i am definately amused!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-20 07:56 pm (UTC)
=)
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-05-21 06:07 pm (UTC)
ha!
I hear she's doing Blaine now.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-22 12:23 pm (UTC)
Oooh! Who's Blaine?
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