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Well, it's been awhile since there was a blonde joke. ;) [May. 15th, 2005|02:22 pm]
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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"
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[User Picture]From: phekkin_nej
2005-05-15 12:28 pm (UTC)
LMAO....that was hilariously retarded!! :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 12:41 pm (UTC)
Aww.. I don't like it when people use the word "retarded" like that. :(
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[User Picture]From: audrey_cooper
2005-05-15 12:37 pm (UTC)
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in?
They went to see "Closed for Winter."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
LOL. Niiiice. :)

And I like your icon.
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From: moo42
2005-05-15 12:54 pm (UTC)
thst's a good one
moo
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[User Picture]From: miriemirie
2005-05-15 01:15 pm (UTC)
Sadly enough, it took me a while to get it...but once my brain kicked in, I laughed.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 08:48 pm (UTC)
LOL. Nice. :)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-05-15 01:41 pm (UTC)

haha. have a treat.

two blondes were walking on seperate sides of a river. one lookes over to the other and yells, how do i get to the other side?

the second yells back: you are on the other side!

ah, the giggles.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 08:49 pm (UTC)

Re: haha. have a treat.

Love it! Mean it!
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[User Picture]From: soleil_glorieux
2005-05-15 01:54 pm (UTC)
love love love the jokes.

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 08:50 pm (UTC)
Me too. ;) It can't all be politics and random facts..
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[User Picture]From: lis4loser
2005-05-15 03:20 pm (UTC)
i had to read it 3 times carefully to get it. . . I'm a brunette :/ lol
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 09:25 pm (UTC)
LOL. I love when that happens. ;)
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From: lostways
2005-05-15 03:27 pm (UTC)
Hehehehe MORE more MORe!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-15 09:35 pm (UTC)
lol, eventually. :) I only give a bit at a time.
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-15 03:46 pm (UTC)
what game are you watching?
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From: uh_huh_sure
2005-05-15 05:58 pm (UTC)
what game are you watching?
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From: uh_huh_sure
2005-05-15 05:58 pm (UTC)
Haha, that was pretty great. Thanks for posting it!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-16 10:17 am (UTC)
But of course! ;)
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-15 06:22 pm (UTC)
I recognize that this might offend you, but I've come to realize that there is nothing quite so mindnumbingly dull as watching a baseball game on television. I'd rather inject botox and saline into my eyeballs than have to watch another baseball game on television. Either that, or watch golf. I don't mind going to a game, but watching it on TV is painfully dull, I'm sorry. Basketball = fun. Baseball = abject misery.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-16 10:20 am (UTC)
I agree with you on ALL counts. Unfortuantely, I did not have control over what was on tv. ;) I was in fact doing things on my livejournal.. and on ebay.
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[User Picture]From: dominatrixcat
2005-05-15 07:12 pm (UTC)
lmao!!!! thats great!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-16 10:21 am (UTC)
I thought so! ;)
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From: m_buggie
2005-05-15 10:27 pm (UTC)
That's fantastic. I shall have to remember that one. Love it, love it, love it. And love you, too. ;*
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-16 10:25 am (UTC)
Love you too! Not lover you, though, because it's hard to make love over the internet.
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[User Picture]From: sativa7582
2005-05-15 10:58 pm (UTC)
Love the joke!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-16 10:26 am (UTC)
hehe. ;)
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[User Picture]From: fantasy_fanatic
2005-05-25 06:51 pm (UTC)
*snickers muchly* do you know how long i was laughing after that?
seriously...ten minutes...
...... hee hee hee heee......
.....heh heh heh heh heh........
.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
.....AH HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
laffing exactly like that....
yeah....im completely nuts.......
Thank you very much! I'll be here all week!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-25 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad! =) It made me laugh too, and I love to share humour.
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