Log in

No account? Create an account
You don't know me. [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]

[ website | The Realm of Randomia ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

This is some scary shit... [May. 11th, 2005|09:18 pm]
[mood |weirdweird]
[music |Dog Eat Dog]


Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. -

Updated at 10:05 PM -- Sorry guys, it's a hoax! http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp Though honestly, not that sorry.. because that was damn scary.

(Deleted comment)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 07:58 pm (UTC)
Yep, you're first.

And no lie. Scary ass shit...

but someone IM'd me and told me it might be a hoax... so we shall see. I hope it is.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: busterfriendly
2005-05-11 07:24 pm (UTC)

holy shit that is scary!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 08:09 pm (UTC)
I agree. Luckily I found out it was a hoax, after I had posted it. I decided not to take it down since so many people had all ready looked at it.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
From: nyguen9
2005-05-11 07:31 pm (UTC)
Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately

So exactly what I was thinking. If they don't think so, they should watch 28 days later.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 08:16 pm (UTC)
Is that any good?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-11 08:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I read about this on snopes the other day.


28 days later is just like any other zombie movie, good for amusement, but nothing special.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 09:12 pm (UTC)
Oooh. All right, well now I have two opinions. anyone else?

I need to spend more time on Snopes.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: dolphin_on_rye
2005-05-11 09:23 pm (UTC)
it would be kind of cool if it was true, though
don't you think?

i mean, then maybe we'd know how those folk tales started
because there's normally some sort of basis in fact, although a very distant one

yay for cultural anthropology!! hehe
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 09:32 pm (UTC)
It would be interesting from a sociology and anthropology angle... but scary as hell from a human angle.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-05-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
mmm zombies
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-11 09:44 pm (UTC)
They make you hungry? *blink*
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
From: hymn
2005-05-12 05:10 am (UTC)
had me going right up until the end
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-12 07:54 pm (UTC)
Me too. Oy, it was scary.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)
From: m_buggie
2005-05-12 07:03 am (UTC)
Aw, and I was just having visions of enacting "Shawn of the Dead."
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-12 08:08 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I haven't seen that. Really need to remedy that. Is it good?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-12 08:21 am (UTC)
ahahahaha... while i was reading that whole article clips from shaun of the dead kept going through my head =D
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-12 08:51 pm (UTC)
Someone else said that too. ;) Sounds like my kind of movie.
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-12 10:10 am (UTC)
braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.... brAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAins...
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: lynphoenyx
2005-05-12 01:23 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of resident evil while reading it..especially when it got to the government wanting to use it to improve the quality of life!
lol my eyes were wide open the whole time I read it. I use to be scared to death of zombie movies as a kid. Still don't go out of my way to watch them now. Opposite of you random..ghosts hold no fear for me, but zombies...ugh.
28 days later was a good movie. Of course, I'm scared of zombies so it worked for me. I want to see shawn of the dead :D I need a good joke zombie movie. On 28 days..I of course got sick of stupid people..but what scarey movie isn't filled with idiots.
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-12 09:05 pm (UTC)
See, soulless bodies don't do anything to scare me.. but souls without bodies.. and aggravated souls at that.. oh hell no. *terrors!*
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)
From: lostways
2005-05-12 05:28 pm (UTC)
ZOmbies my fav monster of all monsters!
They are slow, and strong and always has a jelly movement forward! but easy to kill One powerful strike to the head or Electuation ! plus they decay in 3 days or mutate into something larger

well all this based on games and movies and old books i read !
heh of course it's a hoax though hehe if anyone wants surving zombie attacks 101 contact me+P
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-12 09:16 pm (UTC)
*blink* Surviving Zombie attacks? You've survived Zombie attacks?
(Reply) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand)