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hehe [May. 9th, 2005|06:53 pm]
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He was as lame as a duck Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
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[User Picture]From: ananaminglus
2005-05-09 05:00 pm (UTC)
my father in law was raising three ducks, my mother in law ran one over and broke it's neck. My father in law refused, no matter how much we protested, to put it out of it's misery. It walked around for about a year with it's neck bent at about a 45 degree angle. Today that one is still around while the other two were eatin.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 05:06 pm (UTC)
:( Poor duckies.. I don't know how anyone could raise an animal and then kill it and eat it.. just beyond my realk of understanding.
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[User Picture]From: ananaminglus
2005-05-09 07:13 pm (UTC)
they were being raised for pets, animals killed the two not him.

but eating and raising animals is what i know, grew up on a farm and i work for the government with farmers
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[User Picture]From: benneh_boy3
2005-05-09 08:45 pm (UTC)
haha we had a goat called Lunch once.

At Christmas, Lunch was served for lunch.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 09:01 pm (UTC)
That's really sad.

Beyond my ability to comprehend.
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[User Picture]From: xynk
2005-05-09 06:08 pm (UTC)

A second lame duck story. A lame lame duck story? You decide.

My friends and I were at a park across the street from one of their homes shortly after Easter and we spotted two young ducks in the lake. This was normal. One's leg was bent up to the side, almost upside down. That was not normal. So we caught them with a laundry basket and took them to the house. The crippled duck's condition got worse over a month or two to where both of its legs were turned upwards. Animal shelters and humane societies would have nothing to do with it so the family took care of it for about 3 months. It was only three months because one of the times they had started the water going in the tub (which was its home) to give it a shallow pool to play in so it could pretend it was a normal duck, they forgot to turn the water off.
And contrary to the peasants in Monty Python's Holy Grail, ducks don't actually float.
So it drowned because it was both a sitting duck and a lame duck.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 06:22 pm (UTC)

Re: A second lame duck story. A lame lame duck story? You decide.

That's terrible. :( I didn't want to hear about all these ducks dying.. that's not why I posted it.
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[User Picture]From: soleil_glorieux
2005-05-09 06:42 pm (UTC)
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
-Barbara Fetherolf

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart

"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie, this guy would be buried in the credits as something like Second Tall Man."
-Russell Beland

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-Wayne Goode
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 06:46 pm (UTC)
Hey, I was gonna post these later on. :P
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[User Picture]From: soleil_glorieux
2005-05-09 06:52 pm (UTC)
i win

-snark-
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 06:57 pm (UTC)
No...

You just make it harder for me to stick around.

Meaning I might have to quit Randomposting earlier then I would have if you had not done that.

Way to go.
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[User Picture]From: sativa7582
2005-05-09 08:34 pm (UTC)
You wouldn't really leave... Would you??? =(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 09:00 pm (UTC)
Well, I mean, if I run out of material.. it has to be varied and what not.
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[User Picture]From: rakuda_joba
2005-05-10 09:06 am (UTC)
How can you run out of random material? That dosen't make much sense to me.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-10 12:56 pm (UTC)
;) Well.. of I want to keep it varied...
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-09 09:06 pm (UTC)

And now for something completely unrelated

Did your son do anything nice for mother's day? Or is he not old enough yet, that ungrateful little... I mean... or is he not old enough yet?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 10:36 pm (UTC)

Re: And now for something completely unrelated

LOL. He cuddled with me, I woke up to him cuddling with me, so that was sweet, but his Grandpa got me a card on his behalf. ;)
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-09 09:11 pm (UTC)
I had a duck once, I got it for easter, I called him garth. He lived for about 5 years, he was white white white and about 4 feet tall. One day I went to feed him and he was gone, about a year later i found a ton of bones.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 10:36 pm (UTC)
Oh sad. :( You think a cat or dog got him?
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-09 10:49 pm (UTC)
nope, after he died there was no trace of him at all, no feathers, no blood, no signs of struggle. Just an appearance of bones a year later. I think those aliens I was talking about him too him, bastards.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 10:51 pm (UTC)
It is possible. Very strange. Bet you were so sad. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-09 11:15 pm (UTC)
Aren't I always?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
Nope. Not always.
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[User Picture]From: duckfast
2005-05-09 10:31 pm (UTC)
i TOTALLY had ducks! i had four of them when i lived out in the middle of nowhere, it was kickass. we also had 7 geese...and a bunch of chickens. god i miss that...but i dont miss it taking half an hour to get to the nearest safeway, when now i can walk to one.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 10:42 pm (UTC)
That's very cool. ;) I never lived in the REAL country.. more like mid between rural and suburbia when I wasn't in the city, or in suburbia.
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From: m_buggie
2005-05-09 11:30 pm (UTC)
Bill's friend Brando has a black Madagascar diving duck. It likes to sleep on one foot and watch TV.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-09 11:39 pm (UTC)
LOL, That's cool.
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-05-10 07:57 am (UTC)
If it WAS a landmine then that is one damn lucky, lame duck.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-10 11:40 am (UTC)
I was thinking the saaame thing.
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