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When will they ever learn? [May. 5th, 2005|11:00 pm]
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"Did you know that if the garbage man comes around, and you don't have a sufficient amount of trash for him to pick up, you get arrested, evicted and all of your stuff gets sold to the circus? "
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-05-06 10:15 pm (UTC)
heres a great one my drama teacher told me... kind of long.. but worth it.

Brother and sister have no date to prom. The brother says to the sister, "If you weren't my sister, I'd take you to prom." So, the sister says, "Well, pretend I'm not your sister." So, they go to prom together and a slow song comes on. The brother says to the sister, "If you weren't my sister, I'd dance with you right now." The sister says, "Pretend I'm not your sister." So they dance and what not then the brother says, "...If you weren't my sister, I'd kiss you right now." As usual, the sister replies with, "Well, pretend I'm not your sister." They kiss. Prom is over and they're headed home. The brother says, "If you weren't my sister... I'd pull over and have sex with you right now." The sister replies, "Pretend I'm not your sister." So they pull over and have sex and when they're done, the brother says, "Wow, you're almost as good as Mom!" The sister says, "Yeah, that's what Dad said."

THE END
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-06 10:18 pm (UTC)
LOL. That's so twisted. And I love it.
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-05-07 12:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :]
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-07 01:59 pm (UTC)
I told it to another friend who loved it too. Sometimes twisted is great.
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