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When will they ever learn? [May. 5th, 2005|11:00 pm]
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"Did you know that if the garbage man comes around, and you don't have a sufficient amount of trash for him to pick up, you get arrested, evicted and all of your stuff gets sold to the circus? "

[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-05-06 07:37 am (UTC)
ooh! ooh! jokes! ooh!

i have one! :D it's my only joke in the world!
i'm really not that funny...

there's a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a baby tomato all walking down the road. now the baby tomato is falling behind, so the daddy tomato goes back, squashes the baby tomato and says, "KETCHUP!"
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-05-06 07:38 am (UTC)
ooh! ooh! once i had a good comeback. i'm normally a really corny person... but i think this one was good.

my ex boyfriend, who happens to have a large ass, was all mad at me, so he's like, "if you weren't so fat, i'd think you were hot." and so i said:

"if i was fat, i'd be your ASS!"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-06 08:59 am (UTC)
Nice. ;)
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-05-06 10:23 am (UTC)
yeah... the funniest thing was, no one had ever told him he had a big ass. haha...

you know, for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
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From: tabithas_ghost
2005-05-06 08:28 am (UTC)
Dude, that's totally from "Pulp Fiction." I love that bit.
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[User Picture]From: pennylanelives
2005-05-06 10:21 am (UTC)
yup. my only joke. :(
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-06 08:58 am (UTC)
Poor baby tomato..
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