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When will they ever learn? [May. 5th, 2005|11:00 pm]
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"Did you know that if the garbage man comes around, and you don't have a sufficient amount of trash for him to pick up, you get arrested, evicted and all of your stuff gets sold to the circus? "

[User Picture]From: jebuell
2005-05-05 09:34 pm (UTC)
Dude, that totally happened to me the other day! Luckily, I just gave them my neighbor instead. Aparently they needed a new bearded lady, and were happy to take her and give me back my stuff.

I'm evil.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-05 09:41 pm (UTC)

You rule.

That made me laugh.. a lot.
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[User Picture]From: jebuell
2005-05-05 09:56 pm (UTC)
Here's another... I heard this joke on "Airline" the other day (I don't know the exact joke, so I'm improvising a bit):

A mother and her young son are sitting on a Southwest Airline airplane, ready to take off. The son asks his mother "Mommy, when dogs have babies, they have little dogs, right?" The mother replies, "Yes, dear." Then the son asks "Well, do big planes have little planes?" The mother replied "No dear, beacuse Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-05 10:10 pm (UTC)

That's fantastic.
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From: m_buggie
2005-05-06 06:45 am (UTC)
I like that.
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From: hymn
2005-05-05 10:26 pm (UTC)
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