|When will they ever learn?
||[May. 5th, 2005|11:00 pm]
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"Did you know that if the garbage man comes around, and you don't have a sufficient amount of trash for him to pick up, you get arrested, evicted and all of your stuff gets sold to the circus? "
good thing i have four people living in this house... im the first to comment! :D
omg turd comment lolz i'm supr emo lj
Dude, that totally happened to me the other day! Luckily, I just gave them my neighbor instead. Aparently they needed a new bearded lady, and were happy to take her and give me back my stuff.
That made me laugh.. a lot.
That reminds me of a scene from "Better Off Dead" where John Cusack is sitting in the back of a garbage truck and two old black dudes repairing phone lines look down and say, "Now ain't that just a shame. Throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
ooh! ooh! jokes! ooh!
i have one! :D it's my only joke in the world!
i'm really not that funny...
there's a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a baby tomato all walking down the road. now the baby tomato is falling behind, so the daddy tomato goes back, squashes the baby tomato and says, "KETCHUP!"
ooh! ooh! once i had a good comeback. i'm normally a really corny person... but i think this one was good.
my ex boyfriend, who happens to have a large ass, was all mad at me, so he's like, "if you weren't so fat, i'd think you were hot." and so i said:
"if i was fat, i'd be your ASS!"
hahahah Lol. Is that for real? is that true?
I never had anything done to me, just a few times they never took my trash.
are you joking?
It's something my friend told me last night and made me laugh a lot, so I had to share. :)
Yeah...that happened to me once...before they could arrest me though I made them look the other way and bolted for the canadian border, where I got my name and faced changed and returned with a whole new identity and family. Crap...I'm so stupid sometimes...well, my mistake is your down fall. *click*
Is there a reward for your capture?
heres a great one my drama teacher told me... kind of long.. but worth it.
Brother and sister have no date to prom. The brother says to the sister, "If you weren't my sister, I'd take you to prom." So, the sister says, "Well, pretend I'm not your sister." So, they go to prom together and a slow song comes on. The brother says to the sister, "If you weren't my sister, I'd dance with you right now." The sister says, "Pretend I'm not your sister." So they dance and what not then the brother says, "...If you weren't my sister, I'd kiss you right now." As usual, the sister replies with, "Well, pretend I'm not your sister." They kiss. Prom is over and they're headed home. The brother says, "If you weren't my sister... I'd pull over and have sex with you right now." The sister replies, "Pretend I'm not your sister." So they pull over and have sex and when they're done, the brother says, "Wow, you're almost as good as Mom!" The sister says, "Yeah, that's what Dad said."
LOL. That's so twisted. And I love it.