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What about prostitutes? They kneel too. [May. 5th, 2005|01:40 pm]
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Researchers at the University of Southampton (England) have found that constant kneeling in prayer can cause arthritis of the knees. The study of 2,000 people found that excessive kneeling strains the knee, increasing wear of its cartilage. Most at risk are vicars, priests and nuns, the study said. (Reuters)
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-05 12:01 pm (UTC)
haha "What about prostitutes? They kneel too."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-05 12:37 pm (UTC)
I just don't think they should be left out...
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-05-05 09:00 pm (UTC)
what about catchers then?

they oughta count for somethin too ya know =P
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-05-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
seems like God would fix this problem. If the apocalypse doesnt happen soon and christianity stays in tact for a few thousand more years, we may evolve.
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-05-05 04:15 pm (UTC)
which/whose god?
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[User Picture]From: suhgneoiojne
2005-05-05 09:08 pm (UTC)
Christian's. Afterall, this post is about Christianity.
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-05-06 04:49 am (UTC)
can you get satanist nuns?
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From: tabithas_ghost
2005-05-06 07:28 am (UTC)
Now that I would like to see.
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[User Picture]From: santiagodr_j
2005-05-05 02:52 pm (UTC)
How sad, I am glad I never grovel on my knees.
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-05-05 04:15 pm (UTC)
id suggest that prostitutes may suffer less due to their shorter potential employment time.

but that is funny
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-05 05:00 pm (UTC)
Shorter employment time, but I think they're on their knees more then priests and nuns, don't you think?
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
Not even close. Priests and nuns spend each day on their knees, like clockwork. Prostitutes sometimes have slow days, sometimes have busy days... and usually, all the guy wants is sex, not head.
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[User Picture]From: popsimon
2005-05-06 04:50 am (UTC)
how do you know this?
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-05-05 08:30 pm (UTC)
Prostitutes have kneepads. Vicars, priests, and nuns don't.
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From: tabithas_ghost
2005-05-06 07:29 am (UTC)
I don't think I've ever seen a hooker with kneepads.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-05-06 08:58 am (UTC)
I was gonna say the same thing. It wouldn't look real good with the mini skirt.
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