whore-eh! that's awesome/awful. what a bitch/poor guy.
i want to say this is awful and horrible... but being female, it's pretty funny to me. hope he had a muscly, hot girlfriend to kick his ex's ass.
Right? I can only imagine the winces, and whimpers this will cause from the mail Randomreaders, but I had to laugh. And then shudder on his behalf.
Lorena strikes again. ;)
Haha oh Jesus!
Hello there :) Ben *(benneh_boy3) told me that you rock, and you're funny, and that I should add you :D Isn't that nice of him? Haha. So... through his advice... may I add you lovey? :)
I'm sure Jesus winced when he read this one too. ;)
And yes, by all means! :) I shall add you in return of course. Bare with me if it takes a couple of days. I'm coming down with something, and I ususally just stick to my email when that's up. I look forward to reading your future contributions though. :)
hahaha... (According to witnesses,
Monti briefly hid the testicle in her mouth, but a friend retrieved it
and handed it back to the man, saying, "That's yours.")
I know. And now people from all over are laughing at his pain. I almost feel guilty.
I know. That's the way to start the morning, isn't it?
That's nasty, unbelievable, and cringe-inducing... but somehow damned amusing. I'm so wrong for that. ;)
I know. Me too. Maybe it's because we're Harry Potter fans? ;)
I cringed on your behalf too.. in between laughing, and staring. :)
Sorta counter-productive, eh?
Rather... except she didn't pull a full Loreena Bobbit.. I mean.. you can still have sex with one testicle, but don't you think with all the bleeding and pain, it'd be a little hard to get up?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! owwwwww! geeez, no babies for him. ooooh
You can have babies with one, I'm pretty sure...
I mean, that's some strong teeth...
*crosses leg* remind me to have sex with my next girlfriend if i get one
also donate blood! i'ts a great way to get high or drunk really fast
lol, I passed out last time I donated blood, so they told me not too anymore.
And yes, have sex to save your testicles... ;)
Hmm, I didn't hear about that in the news here, but Birkenhead is a really rough area of Liverpool...
She sounds insane though, I mean, fancy putting a torn-off testicle in your mouth...eww!
For sure. Icky.
I'm surprised you didn't hear about it, I got it an a news email thing.
wow, definately amusing, i mean usually guys arent against having sex, and it really isnt hard to get a guy going...unless he's gay, but for her to rip off his testicle wow, thats one psychobitch, thats why they invented vibrators, and sometimes those are better then the real thing lol
lol, I think he might have been scared of her.
And as to vibrators, I've never tried one. Need to work on that. ;)
There is more than just sexual frustration that is wrong with this girl..jeez.
Right? I mean.. definitely some issues. :)
You know, I can't tell which one is worse: her tearing off his testicle, or him not wanting to have sex. Actually, I think the former, but the latter is fuckin weird. I mean, if she's getting really, really insistent, then just have sex. God.
maybe she was really really abusive during sex...if she is the type to tear off a testicle, one can only imagine what sex with her is like.