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Hehe. Not gross, OR scary. :) [Apr. 21st, 2005|12:37 pm]
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
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[User Picture]From: huh_uh_bob
2005-04-21 12:11 pm (UTC)
haha. that's one awesome lady.

and on another note, cramps suck
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-21 12:20 pm (UTC)
Don't they? :( And I have to go to work and be perky. Damn, Damn.

And yes, she sounds awesome.
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[User Picture]From: flawed_sanity
2005-04-21 12:14 pm (UTC)
Haha.....thats great..just great.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-21 12:20 pm (UTC)
I agree. ;)
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2005-04-21 12:58 pm (UTC)
Yay!!!

p.s.- I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:37 am (UTC)
Funny, isn't it? ;)
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[User Picture]From: rouninisapphire
2005-04-21 04:41 pm (UTC)
Awww. I wish we could summon her from the dead and talk to her. she sounds like fun to talk to.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:40 am (UTC)
For sure.
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From: hymn
2005-04-21 06:40 pm (UTC)
lmao
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:41 am (UTC)
;)
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From: m_buggie
2005-04-21 06:51 pm (UTC)
I like her, she's got spunk.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:46 am (UTC)
She sure did. ;)
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[User Picture]From: allboutchesse
2005-04-21 07:35 pm (UTC)
that great! where do you find all the info? you are such a smart lady ;) again, i do enjoy reading your lj! I havent gotten mine yet, about the cramps.. and i know that I am not.. hehehe anywho, i dont know where i am going with this..

LOL....
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:52 am (UTC)
hehe. ;) Well, it's always good to check.

And I get my stuff ALL over the place. From emails, websites, books, tv, you name it. ;)
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[User Picture]From: derision_twist
2005-04-21 08:22 pm (UTC)
Nice, I like the way she thinks.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 10:55 am (UTC)
Cool lady.
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From: thisand_that
2005-04-21 10:39 pm (UTC)

see- its amuseing, yet theres a faint bit of depressing in there to...
...she seems cool though- to bad shes dead.
=P
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 11:01 am (UTC)
For sure.

btw - Yay for RENT! :)
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From: lostways
2005-04-22 12:37 am (UTC)
hahaha, everyone knows how to joke even after they are dead

i saw one tomb that said "Wake me up when they have hovercars"
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-22 11:07 am (UTC)
Wow! Where did you see that?
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-22 11:11 am (UTC)
When I die, I want my grave to say, "Died tragically while trying to save his family from the burning wreckage of a sinking battleship." But that's just me.
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From: m_buggie
2005-04-22 02:53 pm (UTC)
Heh heh, I see you want the Royal Tenenbaum tombstone treatment? Excellent.
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