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Sad.. but true. [Apr. 6th, 2005|01:53 pm]
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[music |Showdog Mom and Dads]

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-06 09:49 pm (UTC)
Madame, I would be honored...

"If you'll please open your blouse... book... to page 213..."

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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 10:40 pm (UTC)
Hehe. That's just like my fantasy!
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
::cue "porno groove" playing on bass::

"I'm afraid you've been a naughty girl in my class... I'm afraid I'm going to have to... discipline you..."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-07 07:00 pm (UTC)
OOooh... And I didn't knnow teachers were allowed to spank their students.. but I suppose I wouldn't put up too much of a fuss. ;)
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