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Sad.. but true. [Apr. 6th, 2005|01:53 pm]
randomposting
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 04:03 pm (UTC)
Not much, really. I bullshitted our closing paper.. did it in one night and got an A+ on it...

I think the professor liked my boobies.
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-06 08:46 pm (UTC)
I like boobies...
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From: m_buggie
2005-04-06 09:18 pm (UTC)
Boobies for everyone!
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-06 09:19 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I wish...
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 10:32 pm (UTC)
Would your world be a happier place?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 10:27 pm (UTC)
I've got a couple.
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From: m_buggie
2005-04-07 01:03 pm (UTC)
I should hope so, because one or three would just be odd.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-07 01:20 pm (UTC)
Indeed, but I could probably make a lot of money with my own reality show.. "Three boobed actress".
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 09:25 pm (UTC)
You want to be my Professor? ;)
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-06 09:49 pm (UTC)
Madame, I would be honored...

"If you'll please open your blouse... book... to page 213..."

hehehe
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-06 10:40 pm (UTC)
Hehe. That's just like my fantasy!
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[User Picture]From: afropunk629
2005-04-07 06:48 pm (UTC)
::cue "porno groove" playing on bass::

"I'm afraid you've been a naughty girl in my class... I'm afraid I'm going to have to... discipline you..."
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-04-07 07:00 pm (UTC)
OOooh... And I didn't knnow teachers were allowed to spank their students.. but I suppose I wouldn't put up too much of a fuss. ;)
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