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If you were to sleep with a sci-fi character who would you choose? Would you let them shave you? [Jan. 2nd, 2012|10:29 am]
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A Nevada brothel owner is to open a Sci-Fi themed hooker house for men who want to bed women from out of this world.
Dennis Hof's newest Southern Nevada business venture, The Area 51 Alien Cathouse, will see him reopen a rundown brothel with a new science fiction theme promising potential customers 'girls from another planet'.
The reality television star, well known for the HBO show on his brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, has purchased a site northwest of Las Vegas, reported the Las Vegas Journal Review.

Out of this world: Working women will have specially made alien costumes possibly dressing up as fanciable Star Wars' Princess Leia and Futurama's Leela
He plans to transform the old Chery Patch brothel and adjoining gas station, bar and convenience store, into the the Area 51 Alien Travel Center.
The alien themed center, located just south of the area formerly known as the Nevada Test Site, is expected to open in the next few months.

It will feature its own line of merchandise featuring little green people and staff at the center and women in the brothel will wear specially made alien costumes.
Former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss is taking care of costumes and decor for the venue.

'She's the chief alien design queen,' Hof told the Review.
Finishing touch's like whether the working women will be painted green are yet to be decided on.
Nevada is the only state in the U.S. that allows brothels.
Hof expanded his sex empire into Southern Nevada last year when he bought Nye County brothel owner Maynard "Joe" Richards two brothels.
Including his latest purchase, he now holds five brothel licenses, the most ever by a single owner reports the Review.
'Unless they're married, I don't want anyone in Nevada having sex unless I get a cut of the money,' Hof told the Review with a laugh.

On his Bunny Ranch website, Hof said that at Area 51 Alien Travel Center & the Area 51 Alien Cathouse 'your ladies are out of this world'.
He added: 'I am designing a complete alien store focusing on jerky, fruit, hot sauces and candy and Everything Alien. I am excited about my newest project.'
Hof told the Review that Cherry Patch brothel, which he described as a 'disgusting, terrible place' without a single window, was undergoing a complete transformation.
All the rooms at the new place will be spacious suites, Hof said in the report.
Nye County officials have issued him a temporary brothel license while he undergoes a routine background check.
'They just did this 14 months ago,' Hof told the Review. 'The only change is I made $2 million. I can't see the problem there.'


I mean if you're going to go to a brothel, that's probably the coolest one. Just saying. ;)

And caption contest:


[User Picture]From: ellensparkleyes
2012-01-02 06:15 pm (UTC)
probably a guy from the planet that Star Trek: New Generation's Troi was from, bc he'd read my mind and be too busy cleaning the house to my specifications to bug me for sex.
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[User Picture]From: megwings
2012-01-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
Captain Malcolm Reynolds. 'Nuff said. ;p

And man, they should do a show on the creation and running of THAT brothel. It would be really interesting to find out what girls work there and why, and if and how the clientele is different than at more... uh, can I say conventional brothels? Also talking a look at the costume and makeup process for the costumes... It could be really really interesting stuff!
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[User Picture]From: ninety6tears
2012-01-03 03:01 am (UTC)
I would be so curious to just see this place. And LOL, Princess Leia I get, but I didn't realize there was a strong demand for Leelas for men to fetishize.
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[User Picture]From: trish_punch
2012-01-05 03:02 am (UTC)
Bill was beginning to regret that earlier comment about Sheila's mother...
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[User Picture]From: trish_punch
2012-01-05 03:03 am (UTC)
Oh, and before I forget,

Yay! You're back!! I missed you!! Happy New Year!!!

Big hugs!!! :))
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[User Picture]From: chocolate_frapp
2014-07-06 02:23 pm (UTC)
do the Leela hookers have to have an eye removed?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2014-07-06 03:24 pm (UTC)
LOL. I don't know. I've yet to scrounge up a contract. It's an image though!
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