|In honor of St. Patricks Day. ;)
||[Mar. 17th, 2005|12:37 pm]
|||||A long winded story.||]|
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an
empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"