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Cats fight back! [Mar. 16th, 2005|03:54 pm]
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BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (March 10) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.
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[User Picture]From: deeperbobcat
2005-03-16 02:02 pm (UTC)

Oh no....

What a catastrophe!!!


I wonder what he was cooking?
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[User Picture]From: barcodegurl
2005-03-16 03:27 pm (UTC)

Re: Oh no....

maybe the other cat
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[User Picture]From: skiibunny6987
2005-03-16 02:02 pm (UTC)
i am so
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^heh yea...thats hott
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[User Picture]From: skiibunny6987
2005-03-16 02:03 pm (UTC)
woa...it soo changed my spacing! i had the coolest pryamid shape goin on with the word 'confused'. but the LJ totally changed it and made it boring.
boo.
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[User Picture]From: poop_on_a_stick
2005-03-16 02:05 pm (UTC)
Hahaha... I don't think that's far from where i live.

We were talking about that in class, i couldn't stop laughing.

"He must've been really mean to have his cat hate him like that." - my teacher
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 03:57 pm (UTC)
No lie, man.
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From: m_buggie
2005-03-16 04:18 pm (UTC)
Cats rule the world. They just humor us and let us think that we do.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 04:20 pm (UTC)
Until they shoot us. *grin*
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From: lostways
2005-03-16 04:55 pm (UTC)
Why would someone have a loaded gun ??? laying around?!? are they somesort of mobster? maybe the cat is some sort of super hero?
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 05:39 pm (UTC)
I think if you're dumb enough to leave a loaded gun around, you're just asking for your cat to shoot you.
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[User Picture]From: dawrightvariety
2005-03-16 05:28 pm (UTC)
That darn cat.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 05:41 pm (UTC)
Is Christina Ricci in this remake?
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[User Picture]From: noblestride
2005-03-16 05:31 pm (UTC)
Those assassins are sure getting clever...taking out a high ranking mob boss with the help of a cat...Brilliant!!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 05:42 pm (UTC)
I trained her myself.
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[User Picture]From: unknownalchemy
2005-03-16 06:45 pm (UTC)
dude, I live like not even a block away from Marquette General Hospital
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-16 06:54 pm (UTC)
Well, there you are. Watch out for the cats in your neighborhood. They're going bad.
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From: uh_huh_sure
2005-03-16 10:40 pm (UTC)
I guess curiosity decided to leave the cat alone this time and shot straight for the master.
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[User Picture]From: dogmeatnyc
2005-03-17 12:04 am (UTC)
guess he should've fed his pussy first. :)
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2005-03-17 10:54 am (UTC)
That's what I was thinking.
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